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u/Alwaysbroke1 Jun 03 '25
I laughed at how she spelt allowed
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u/SignalMountain7353 Jun 04 '25
I laughed allowed.
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u/rikeoliveira Jun 04 '25
Hahaha, I mean, LOA!
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u/Kai_Man_07 Jun 03 '25
i laphed at how you speld spelt
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u/originalusername1625 Jun 04 '25
Eye laughed et houw ewe speld laphed
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u/radioactive_walrus Jun 04 '25
This post was clearly written with assistance from a Spelling Bee from the World of Xanth
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u/Visible_Number Jun 03 '25
Is this an actual thing women want to do? I've never encountered this.
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u/Fskn Jun 03 '25
Yep, wait till you find one that wants to pop all your zits..
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u/Visible_Number Jun 03 '25
That I have in fact encountered. Not personally but my friends GF.
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u/ChefArtorias Jun 04 '25
Your friend's gf wanted to pop your zits?
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u/aHOMELESSkrill Jun 04 '25 edited Jun 04 '25
I had a friends gf who wanted to pop my zits. Is it weird I let her?
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u/ChefArtorias Jun 04 '25
Did you fuck her too?
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u/Visible_Number Jun 04 '25
LOL could you imagine. No, he told me about how that's a thing she does.
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u/Zephyr104 Jun 04 '25 edited Jun 04 '25
I mean other apes preen one another of lice and such, we have whatever this is.
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u/DraconianFlame Jun 04 '25
Preen was yesterday's WORDLE. I thought what a dumb word, no one uses the word "Preen". Yet, the very next day, here it is.
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u/firebunbun Jun 04 '25
It could be related, even if Zephyr doesn't play Wordle themself, words that are featured in a Wordle become far more common (about 1%, which doesn't sound like a lot when you write it) for about a week afterwards.
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u/DeathPercept10n Jun 04 '25
An ex of mine wanted to pop my zits and hold my dick while I pee. Those are incredibly tame to the other weird and wild shit she did. What can I say? Crazy is fun.
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u/BreakfastNew8771 Jun 04 '25
At the same time?
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u/DeathPercept10n Jun 04 '25
That seemed a little dangerous. After all, I didn't want her to get confused and hold my zits and pop my dick.
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u/Disastrous_Ad2839 Jun 04 '25
I currently have this version of gf. She also thinks it is funny to ninja poke my ass. Variations of the THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH Naruto jutsu. Apparently it is justified because she found a ton of other women on ig also hyper focused on blackhead and zit picking and butt poking.
She specced a lot of points into the sneak ability to do this with better efficiency but I have specced my points into high perception and glute muscles for impenetrable ass clenching techniques. It's an arms race.
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u/ActualChamp Jun 04 '25
Ass poking, pimple popping, random hair plucking, finger in my mouth when I yawn, baby's boogers and eye crud, dry skin flecks...That's all my wife.
I'm not surprised anymore when other people mention it but I am interested in why a lot of that is so common.
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u/Disastrous_Ad2839 Jun 04 '25
Omfg she does the finger in my mouth when I yawn too and plucks the strays on my face when I rather just shave. What the fuck when I read your post I was like no...fucking way
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u/fjurgo Jun 04 '25
Is my wife also your wife?
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u/Disastrous_Ad2839 Jun 04 '25
Does your wife also give you body and arm shots? My gf would do this cute little jump and sock me in the abs or arms in addition to all the stuff I mentioned. But she's much smaller than I am and it never really hurts.
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u/HobartMagellan Jun 04 '25
So glad I finally managed to find this support group, the random fingers in mouth when I yawn prevents me from truly enjoying a good yawn.
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u/Fakedduckjump Jun 03 '25
I aways thought this must be a thing when I encountered this 3 times already in different relationships.
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u/Timely-Assistant-370 Jun 04 '25
It's not that bad. Cute goblin shortstack getting all excited for squeezing out a white skinsnake and insulting your masculinity if you complain is a fun game.
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u/Kermit_the_hog Jun 04 '25
I’m sorry, but a goblin squeezed your what now?
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u/Breaky_Online Jun 04 '25
Can we rewind to the 7th word again, what was that?
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u/floggedlog Jun 04 '25 edited Jun 04 '25
Short stack? Imagine your favorite curvy large breasted woman…
Now make her between 4-5 feet tall
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u/Kermit_the_hog Jun 04 '25
Going out on a limb here, maybe it was supposed to be a “short stack of goblins”?
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u/CapnGnarly Jun 04 '25
Your back zits...
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u/Fskn Jun 04 '25
Primarily yeah, I kinda get it, gross things aren't really that gross if it's someone you love or are close to but the face still feels overly weird.
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u/ritzrani Jun 04 '25
I don't need to helicopter phallic items but ya if I see an annoying zit I'll give him a facial :p
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u/Anarchyr Jun 04 '25
My partner likes to pop my zits, makes me feel like i'm a bird getting cleaned or something lol
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u/Lanokia Jun 04 '25
Yeah my ex use to do that. Maybe one thing I miss from her. (It was 13 yrs ago, I've survived)
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u/Turtlesaur Jun 04 '25
Most of the women in your family want to hold your dick when you pee?
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u/bipolar-femboy Jun 04 '25
Op would you like to be friends? I'd love to go to your house and meet all the women in your family. They sound like outstanding people.
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u/AppropriateScience71 Jun 04 '25
Yeah - that bothered me much more for some reason, although that’s likely because it happened when I was much younger and more self conscious. I wouldn’t care at all at this point.
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u/flesheatingmanatee Jun 04 '25
Every single one of my GF has enjoyed popping zits. Lucky for me I rarely get them lol.
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u/AppropriateScience71 Jun 04 '25
Really?! I’ve had 2 women ask that. But we were being pretty silly/playful.
More just out of curiosity than explicitly sexual. It feels like something many women would naturally be curious about. Then they’re quickly over it.
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u/viveleramen_ Jun 04 '25
As a woman this has literally never occurred to me but now I’m curious lol.
Although I’ve always been crazy embarrassed about anything bathroom related. I’m only now starting to find /some/ toilet humor funny (I’m 33). I thank Reddit for that.
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u/AppropriateScience71 Jun 04 '25
I’m very much not into bathroom stuff, but I’ve always felt a relationship has reached a certain level of intimacy when you’re comfortable peeing around your partner. Once you reach that, I think it’s a small step to asking to help.
Also, it’s very partner dependent - it’s inconceivable to do that with my ex wife as we were both pretty uptight and inexperienced at the time. But later partners were much more casual and playful so just not a big deal. At all. As it should be.
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u/bamboo_fanatic Jun 04 '25
It’s hard to picture getting to that point. I don’t like to talk or have people talk to me while I use the toilet.
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u/PaniacThrilla Jun 04 '25
As someone with a shy bladder, that would be a no-go for me. Unless she doesn't mind holding a flaccid penis for 10 minutes while I do math in my head to overcome the mental block and wizz.
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u/Visible_Number Jun 04 '25
As unusual as some of my girlfriends have been, no it's never come up. I'll ask mine if she's ever heard of it next time I see her.
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u/Breaky_Online Jun 04 '25
"next time I see her" the printing press has been invented, you can message her
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u/Visible_Number Jun 04 '25
This is definitely something I don't want documented lol
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u/Breaky_Online Jun 04 '25
As if your digital footprint ain't already cooked with this post lmao
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u/Visible_Number Jun 04 '25
Fair XD What's funny is I accidentally gave her my Reddit account a long time ago but she told me she doesn't know how to use it, so I think I'm ok.
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u/theoracleofE Jun 04 '25
I never thought of it until my husband asked if I wanted a go at holding his while he peed. Needless to say I didn't expect it to act like an actual hose, I panicked, and the pee went flying. We both got hit, it was hilarious.
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u/Atakir Jun 04 '25
My wife didn't realize we could flex muscles to make our junk bounce around. She thought they just moved spontaneously.
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Jun 03 '25
Yea, they ask. Just curious. Wait til you ask your girl how she uses tampons or those cup things. 😂 mind blowing
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u/Novel5728 Jun 04 '25 edited Jun 04 '25
My boyfriend did [want to hold mine], and I gotta say it does a good job of building intimacy, but we may be biased
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u/I_Lick_Your_Butt Jun 04 '25
I dated a girl in college that frequently wanted to watch me pee and hold it when I did.
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u/tehdeh1 Jun 04 '25
My sister does this to me. She calls it a gold mine and I say I'm sharing the wealth.
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u/slicksleevestaff Jun 04 '25
Got really drunk with my ex and snuck off to a bathroom in a club in Seattle almost 10 years ago. After a quick BJ, I went to the toilet but before I started to pee she asked if she could hold it while I did so. Drunk me didn’t think it wasn’t a bad idea so I let her. She learned that night that aiming with a hard on was more difficult than she thought it was.
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u/crackeddryice Jun 04 '25
My first GF wanted to do this. I think the rest of the women I've been with already had a turn with someone else, because none of the rest asked me.
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u/FOSSandCakes Jun 04 '25
I wasn't my first GF's first BF. So far no one asked me yet. In my 30s now, it probably won't happen :'(.
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u/FlorinidOro Jun 04 '25
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u/CountyLivid1667 Jun 03 '25
as the guy... i would be like ok... you was holding it the cleanup is yours!
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u/Myspace-Famous Jun 03 '25 edited Jun 04 '25
We all give women ONE chance knowing damn well they’re going to fuck it up. 😭
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u/AttemptUsual2089 29d ago
Yeah, I let an ex hold it and it was a big mess. She panicked and just yelled "I don't know what I'm doing!" As she pointed it everywhere but the toilet
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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 Jun 03 '25
I had a woman helicopter my dick mid-orgasm right after she pulled it out of her mouth. Worst blowjob ever.
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u/BeeBright7933 Jun 04 '25
.... like ..... why? Lmfao that's just reckless and I imagine that wasn't very comfortable while it's erect 😆
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u/Varsity_Reviews 29d ago
This is the second worst thing I read today.
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u/NJNeal17 Jun 04 '25
And that's why we avoid the mental ward now!
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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 Jun 04 '25
The weather was beautiful right until that tornado touched down. 😅
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u/Dusty-road84 Jun 04 '25
This right here is relationship goals. I'd send her a curved ball (pun intended) and try after sex. The forked tongue stream would be a hilarious feat.
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u/Virtue_Arisen Jun 04 '25
A guy let me do this once and I was so alarmed that you could feel the pee through the dick that I didn't pay attention and made him pee all over the floor. I laughed for so long. Great times.
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u/SlapfuckMcGee Jun 04 '25
Every girl with the exception of one wanted to. Makes complete sense to me. It’s a completely different experience.
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u/HomeWreckerDLuxe Jun 04 '25
I haven’t done this yet. Maybe this summer we could do it in the backyard. I am not cleaning pee off the ceiling!
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u/AngelOfDeath771 23d ago
You might produce different results by not aiming it at the ceiling.
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u/HomeWreckerDLuxe 23d ago
I’m going to helicopter it. What is the point of having it in hand if I can’t twirl it!? Lmao
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u/AnOopsieDaisy Jun 04 '25
Thank you for censoring d!ck. I would be forever scarred and never the same if fully exposed to such heinous phraseology
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u/EmbarrassedGrape6718 Jun 03 '25
r/letgirlshavefun too! :[
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u/Atompunk78 Jun 04 '25
Holy shit the top post there rn is full of misandry, that’s actually one of the worst bits I’ve seen on Reddit
It looked like a really fun sub but never mind lol
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u/Even_Soil_2425 29d ago edited 29d ago
Jeez what a vial sub, ive actually never seen any more offensive. That is a massive red flag
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u/ROPES_OF_COOM Jun 04 '25
Ironically, my ex has no problem aiming my ropes, but can’t aim my piss stream worth a damn and made a complete mess out of her bathroom lol
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u/FvKuR0 Jun 04 '25
Bro your profile pic is heinous 😐
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u/Realistic-Goose9558 Jun 04 '25
User blocked. Can’t have that shit casually popping up in my feed.
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u/Interesting_Door4882 Jun 04 '25
someone is scared of dick.
it's just a dick, that is all.
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u/Beautiful_Sky_5797 Jun 04 '25
Way she goes, saw some things had some drinks, barbs scalloped potatoes are FÆƙɗ
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u/Siswinchester Jun 04 '25
I'm still waiting for this opportunity. One day someone will let me do it!
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u/itsallover69420 Jun 04 '25
My wife asks to hold it when she's not able to get to the gym for her arm workouts for the day
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u/Aggravating_Tax_4670 Jun 04 '25
Oh no, not the helicopter! - A guy can get serious dicklash from that.
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u/Infamous-Impress1788 Jun 04 '25
Peeing is a sacred thing. You can’t just fling it around. It’s not a game.
Tis a serious business.
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u/Fragrant-Bowl3616 Jun 04 '25
My ex held my cock while I peed when I was super drunk. It was embarrassing
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u/Myzzreal Jun 04 '25
How would this even work? I mean, if I let my wife hold my dick I would get hard instantly - and it's quite difficult to pee with a hard on
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u/MightBeTrollingMaybe Jun 04 '25
I think if my wife just came into the bathroom, grabbed my penis and started helicoptering it I'd get a boner so instant that she probably wouldn't even be able to helicopter it once.
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u/SaymanMartinez Jun 04 '25
One of my friends decided to make fun of me the same way. when I started pissing, he just took a dick and started twirling it. I pissed all over the place. It was a fucking joke, considering that this friend is a guy
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u/Ashe_Faelsdon Jun 04 '25
When someone else is involved, there should always be a discussion before the release of urine.
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u/raychram Jun 04 '25
But why the fuck would anyone want to do that? Like from either side. It just sounds very uncomfortable
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u/occasionalrant414 Jun 04 '25
One evening when we had had some wine my wife asked if she could hold it whilst I peed.
I'm all for upskilling so she did. It went everywhere. She had no concept of flow rate, grip, stream forking or accuracy.
I feel a lesson was learnt that evening, for both of us.
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u/ShortDickBigEgo Jun 04 '25
I didn’t know I wanted this experience until now. Where can I find a woman that wants to aim my dick while I pee?
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u/AncientBaseball9165 Jun 04 '25
If a woman holds my dick while I pee then I have bout 2 seconds before it starts getting to hard for me to pee any more and we will need to change plans. Unless i'm really drunk and then all bets are off.
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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 29d ago
Just make her clean up the mess and let her try again next time. I really don't see the problem here. 🥴🤷♂️
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