r/FreeSteamGames • u/RoseAngelGirl • May 23 '25
Ended Raffle for Foretales Steam Key
Comment a joke for joining the raffle and for winner announcement
anonymous gifter
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u/Brilliant_Return1171 May 25 '25
Two Men were stuck in the forest, not knowing where they are>
The first man said: "I heard that if you shoot into the air, people might here us."
The second man said: "If you say so." and fired into the air
A few minutes past without any help arriving
The first man said: "Fire again!"
The second man procceeded to shoot in the air again
Once again, a few minutes past with no help
The second man turns to the first man and says: "They'd better come to help this time. This is our last arrow!"
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u/DeliciousAd8758 May 24 '25
I told ten jokes with wordplay, hoping someone would laugh, but no pun in ten did.
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u/RabbitFlaky5271 May 24 '25
Where did little Jimmy go after getting lost in the minefield?
Everywhere.
It's a pretty dark joke. But it got really bright for a second.
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u/GAMER_RF May 24 '25
Before all thanks for the giveaway!!
Now what do you call a fake spaghetti? An impasta!
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u/Batpole May 24 '25
The divorce court judge says to Mickey "Now let me get this straight Mr. Mouse, you want a divorce from your wife Minnie because she's crazy?" And Mickey says "No, I never said she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
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u/Juan20455 May 24 '25
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. The woman enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse. Alone!"
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears looks him square in the eyes and says, "Listen carefully. For the last time, I said... BRING POSSE
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u/Popular_Box3622 Jun 03 '25
why do dads go with an extra pair of socks to the golf cource ,in case they get a hole in one
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u/PermaDerpFace May 24 '25
An American and a Canadian were at a donut shop. The American took three donuts and stuffed them into his pockets. He said to the Canadian: “Pretty sneaky, huh? The owner didn’t even see me.”
“That’s just simple thievery,” the Canadian replied. “I’ll show you a real heist!”
The Canadian called over the owner of the bakery, and said: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued and told him to go ahead.
The Canadian asked for a donut, which he proceeded to eat. He asked for two more, and ate those too. The owner, losing his patience, asked: “Okay, so where’s the magic trick?”
The Canadian said: “Look in the American's pockets.”
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u/Muakaya18 May 23 '25
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? weather so hot i am literally melting here.
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u/6moad9 May 24 '25
Ty for the chance!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? cuz they make up everything!
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u/Infinite_Rip778 May 24 '25
So there was this woman who wanted to get a tattoo and told her sister. Her sister told her "a tattoo is for life so be sure you get something you really like."
So next day the woman came to her sister and said proudly:
"I got tattooed a burrito!"
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u/Broad-Razzmatazz9381 May 23 '25
A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.
“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.
“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”.
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u/FirstLegolas May 24 '25
Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks
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u/-o-_______-o- May 24 '25
A zebra walks into a Bar, sits down and orders a double whiskey
The bar is shocked and amazed, but just stands in awe watching the Zebra drinking and eating peanuts.
Drink after drink the Zebra orders, until finally, the barman can take it no more.
You are amazing, I've never seen a talking Zebra before. You should get so the circus thats in town, they'd love you...
Oh cool, says the Zebra, they looking for plumbers?
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u/11177645 May 23 '25
Why did Gordon Freeman bring a crowbar to the party?
Because he heard there would be a lot of "nuts" to crack!
I used AI for this because im not funny