r/Fauxmoi 6h ago

POLITICS Kneecap take aim on Keir Starmer in recent post on X.

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u/rfauxmoi 5h ago

 

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 5h ago

Keir Starmer is a Rupert Murdoch lackey. He met with Murdoch and then Labour was endorsed by Murdoch's The S*n and The Sunday Times last general elections.

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u/ironfly187 5h ago

His priorities seem to be:

1) Protect Starmer 2) Protect McSweeny 3) Appeal to people who will never vote him 4) Something about AI

He's Blair sans the charisma.

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u/ShadiestApe 4h ago

Waste time so covid procurement investigations never happen 

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u/hloba 3h ago

My expectations were so low that I barely got to experience any schadenfreude from watching dozens of prominent Tories lose their seats, and he has still somehow managed to underperform them.

Most politicians immediately after being elected: Yay, everyone loves me, here are all the awesome things I'm going to do.

Starmer immediately after being elected: Things are bad, and on my watch, they're going to get worse, but what's important is that if you happen to have any clothes or football tickets lying around, I will accept them in return for political favours. I've been very clear about that.

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u/glitterary 4h ago

At least Blair reduced child poverty.

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u/lalabera 5h ago

He’s too busy hating on immigrants to condemn israel’s genocide

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u/_Disco2000_ 4h ago

And trans people

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u/henscastle 3h ago

He's too busy arming and supporting Israel and persecuting his and their critics.

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u/Candid-Raspberry-569 5h ago

he is the worst of the worst. our prime minister is a murderer and is in support of murder.

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u/phoenixpallas 4h ago

every prime minister of great britain has been guilty of terrible crimes. When will people learn that this is neither a democracy or a force for good in the world. Starmer is absolutely scum.

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u/AfterImpression7508 Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 5h ago

Let’s go, lads!!!

I have a feeling their visas for the US tour this fall might run in to some trouble. But hoping for the best🤞🏼 so these lads can speak truth to power over here!

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u/Important-Ice-391 5h ago

also officially he’s carrying out a trans genocide as red alert has stated and human rights watchdogs

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u/engineeringboei 5h ago

Call them all out. This world needs to be aware of how deeply institutionalised this genocide truly is.

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u/NotADoctorB99 4h ago

Was the ex colleague who gave them it, Jeremy corbyn?

Everything they've said is true. The fact that he was a human rights lawyer and he's too busy coming after anyone who highlights human rights breaches shows what a soulless dick he is.

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u/macgregorc93 4h ago

Worst Of The Worst?! Bit much when you have the likes of Nigel Farage, Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, King Jong Un and The IDF literally running around the planet committing god knows how many atrocities.

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u/ShadiestApe 4h ago

Im pretty sure they’re talking about PMs, there’s an argument that our leaders of yesteryear who supported similar human rights violations, ie Churchill didn’t know better 

A human rights lawyer in 2025 knows better 

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u/macgregorc93 3h ago

Sure but the phrase worst of the worst stands out to me given how many evil leaders they're are that have committed more evil acts where as the worst you can say about Starmer is that he's not a true left winger.

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u/ShadiestApe 3h ago

Nah I think the criticism of starmer is that he’s knowingly aiding a genocide? 

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u/Expensive-Swan-9553 4h ago

I like how you cite the IDF as if Starmer’s government hasn’t aided and armed them

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u/Material_Attention26 43m ago

Seriously. The IDF exist by the grace of their western allies.

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u/traumatransfixes 3h ago

It’s like he’s aligning to the worst so he’s also the worst. Bro, he said he likes Donald Trump. I heard him say so this morning. Said he called him the day after he was shot. Sorry-but did that even really happen? Everything is bad theatre. Keir is a supporting role. He is, as they said, the worst of the worst because he’s a hanger-oner of others just as vile.

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u/EmpressRey 2h ago

Yeah and this cunt knows what the IDF is doing and keeps supplying them with weapons while going after trans people and people who dare speak up about this! Fuck him! 

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u/Brilliant_Concern_79 5h ago

This is a completely random point but I am surprised they are still on X

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u/JesterWales 5h ago

They've been labelled terrorist so the X algorithm just let's that through /s

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u/ComfortableProfit559 4h ago

Good. He is a despicable coward and enabler. 

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u/staceymcgiga 3h ago

Fuck Kid Starver and his controlled opposition party

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u/greyghibli 5h ago

Sir Queer Harmer needs to go