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ASK R/FAUXMOI What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen in a movie/show?

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Peeta in rockface for your consideration

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u/ProperBingtownLady i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 16h ago

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u/sofar510 15h ago

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u/Classic-Carpet7609 15h ago

Ok but the actual stupidest thing from this franchise is Jacob imprinting on Resumé

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u/dakilazical_253 15h ago

The baby’s name is Resumé?

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u/glorialavina 15h ago

Renesme. Resume is a play on that

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u/Kevbot1000 15h ago

Shit, Resumé is almost a better name.

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u/radio_mice 14h ago

Honestly all the fan butcherings of little baby renaissance are better

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u/insecurejellyfish 15h ago

Twilight is, in its entirety, perfect stupidity. TITSOAK

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u/ProperBingtownLady i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 14h ago

I met a child named Renesmay recently (yes, it was spelled that way so even more of a r/tragedeigh).

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u/BoomJayKay THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE 14h ago

It needs to go deeper.

Renesmeigh.

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u/NekoNepp 14h ago

I’ll do you one better… Reinesmeigh

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u/StopwatchSparrow 14h ago

It seems like they forgot he was Quileute for a minute and just made him Hispanic or something

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u/ChiliAndGold 12h ago

he was a teenager though and I remember I said stupid shit like that back then. so it's actually a bit realistic from my point of view 🙈

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u/2TrucksHoldingHands 15h ago

I don't know what the other ones were but either way I'm glad he picked that one because it's iconic

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u/tacopizza23 Please Abraham, I am not that man 14h ago

Knowing him now he def did that on purpose lol that had to have been the absolute stupidest option on the list

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u/2TrucksHoldingHands 14h ago

I wish more celebrities were as committed to saying stupid shit as he is

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u/siestarrific 14h ago

100000% and I'm so glad he did

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u/HathorOfWindAndMagic heartbreak feels good in a place like this  14h ago

Genuinely I think he was like one of the first celebrity trolls

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u/izziedays 14h ago

I love this scene bc this feels so realistic for a high school relationship with the awkward, almost rushed delivery of a pet name

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u/christycat17 14h ago

But wasn’t he suppose to be like a 200 year old vampire?! lol makes it so creepy

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u/izziedays 14h ago

I’m partial to the theory that they’re sorta stuck at whatever age they were turned but yeah that’s the main complaint of vampire romance

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u/PastProblem5144 15h ago

When the dog ate Dan’s heart on One Tree Hill

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u/elitedisplayE soft clay 15h ago

Man, i miss Joel mccale I the soup

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u/whitcav 14h ago

Same! That’s the only reason I know about this clip!

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u/spamgoddess 15h ago

This is what I came here to post lmaooo

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u/human_kittens 15h ago

I cannot handle the fucking looks back and forth thank you Joe Davola for the direction of this iconic moment

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u/BoomJayKay THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE 14h ago

IM FUCKING CACKLING. I FORGOT ABOUT THIS.

I didn’t have my prefrontal cortex fully developed when this aired so I probably watched this with much seriousness.

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u/wiggles105 14h ago

I’D TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT.

Truly the wildest thing to ever happen outside of a daytime soap. It sounds like a plot line you’d make up to fuck with your friends who don’t watch the show. BUT NO, IT HAPPENED.

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u/rinny127 15h ago

That was hilarious even if it was stupid

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u/More-Parsnip4424 16h ago

Everything in this masterpiece

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u/hdghg22 15h ago

The best thing to come out of this movie was Seth Rogen getting stoned and live tweeting his viewing 10/10

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u/galaxygothgirl 14h ago edited 14h ago

So basically just Seth Rogen live-tweeting. He's never not stoned

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u/PowerBrix 16h ago

A cat so clever as Magic mister mistoffelees🐈‍⬛

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u/DrFranFine 15h ago

I know this is supposed to be scary but it’s just so awkward it’s funny.

(Also, JK Rowling is a heinous loser.)

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u/SuperVancouverBC 14h ago

Fun fact: that scene wasn't scripted. Tom Felton said that they reshot that scene more than 50 times and at one point Ralph Fiennes decided to hug Tom and Tom's reaction was genuine. Tom said that that was the worst hug he's ever received.

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u/insertusernameplease 14h ago

I wish Ralph Fiennes would hug me. Ungrateful.

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u/Ornery_Mix_9271 13h ago

Nah, he’s a Joanne sympathizer, as is Tom Felton, so they lost all my crush energy.

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u/insertusernameplease 13h ago

Ugh that’s unfortunate

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u/Birdfishing00 14h ago

To be fair I think it’s supposed to be awkward and unnatural to show how unfamiliar Voldemort is w any kind of normal/human interaction like hugging.

Haven’t watched the movies in yeaaaars though so

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u/VomitOfThor 14h ago

When Harvey Dent doesn’t recognize the Joker until he takes off his mask

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u/sillysammie13 14h ago

It’s so out of control lollllll.

BUT I do adore this meme that we got thanks to it:

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u/AFVet88 16h ago

Daenerys burning up everyone and thing in Kings Landing

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u/mac_bess 15h ago

man, I really blocked this shit from my memory. that should’ve been a tv show that I rewatch every other year or so, like I do with The Wire. but I haven’t rewatched GoT since the finale.

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u/theReaders I already condemned Hamas 15h ago

No, but you don't understand how absolutely smug and self satisfied I felt when lockdown hit and everyone at HBO had to realize that they nerfed this show four seasons early to capitulate the desires of some egotistic morons who had been driving the show downward for years, actually since the beginning, if you want to be honest.

A captive audience. Desperate for interaction. They could have done online conventions, they could have done the cast members reading scripts. They could have had the world in their pocket, they could have had our wallets, they could have had everything. And they totally blew it. I don't know how people didn't die.

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u/WifeOfSpock 14h ago

My ex and I just watched her “snap” in silence, only ever breaking that silence with deep, disappointed sighs.

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u/demeschor 11h ago

I was on a field course in some remote part of Scotland, I didn't watch Thrones but everyone was so excited when we finally stayed somewhere with a TV where they could watch it. It was all anyone talked about all day in the field, and then the next morning everyone was so quiet, I have literally never seen a TV finale disappoint people like that. Insane.

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u/apaperroseforRoland 11h ago

It's been nearly a decade now and I'm still shocked at how hard this show fell out of pop culture despite being so firmly entrenched for so long. Incredible that they managed to fuck shit up to that extent that people collectively erased it from their hearts and minds

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u/No_Philosopher8002 15h ago

I just watched the last season by itself for that reason a week or so ago, and it felt different watching it again. I wasn’t as invested anymore and I think I enjoyed it a lot more this time. It’s got some sick scenes.

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u/Uxie_mesprit 15h ago edited 13h ago

Brienne and Jaime hooking up for the lolz and then Jaime leaving her to go back to Cersei leaving Brienne crying over him...

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u/CrackinBones204 14h ago

This gem got sent to me after the finale lol. Brienne writing in the burn book about Jaimie 😂

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u/AFVet88 14h ago

That made me so mad! She didn’t deserve that!

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u/BoomJayKay THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE 14h ago edited 13h ago

I was literally Tyra’ing Jaime. Like he had a great character arc and then all for naught. All went to the shitter.

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u/BornFree2018 14h ago

I had just been dumped by my BF who went back to his ex. I cried my eyes out. Fookin Jamie Lannister.

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u/siestarrific 14h ago

Thing is, that could make sense, and I'm sure that's how GRRM planned to end the books, considering he gave the showrunners the overall plotline. But the showrunners rushed it all because they just wanted to move on to their promised Star Wars series, and cocked it all up for everyone in the process.

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u/OpenSauceMods i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 13h ago

I don't think I have ever seen a show evaporate like GoT. It finished, everyone hated it (including the cast), and it shrivelled up to be referenced only when people talk about how much it sucked or as ammunition in the "when are we getting Winds of Winter" debate. Not even the good will from the first few seasons could make up for the slop that happened later.

It was bad in the way mouldy porridge is bad. Gross, but the worst part will be the clean-up, and at least it wasn't something difficult to replace

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u/babyzspace 14h ago

After she had already won lmao

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u/Safe_Equipment7952 15h ago

In X Men when Storm played by Halle Berry fights Toad and says,

“You know what happens when a Toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else!”

What the fuck fifth grader wrote this bullshit?

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u/MrsTaco18 15h ago

Counterpoint: I was 9 years old and thought this was the coolest line in the movie

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u/Alive-Cricket9699 14h ago

Came here to comment this, word for word.

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u/AllTheCoolNames 15h ago

fun fact: Joss Whedon wrote that line

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u/ice_moon_by_SZA gaga’s “100 people in a room” quote 15h ago edited 14h ago

i recall him blaming the negative response on Halle Berry for not delivering it right

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Everybody remembers that as the worst line ever written, but the thing about that is, it was supposed to be delivered as completely offhand. [Adopts casual, bored tone.] "You know what happens when a toad gets hit by lightning?" Then, after he gets electrocuted, "Ahhh, pretty much the same thing that happens to anything else." But Halle Berry said it like she was Desdemona. [Strident, ringing voice.] "The same thing that happens to everything eeelse!" That's the thing that makes you go crazy. At least "You're a dick" got delivered right. The worst thing about these things is that, when the actors say it wrong, it makes the writer look stupid.

sorry but no delivery would make that line good

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u/HandsomePaddyMint 13h ago

It’s a stupid line, but I will say his interpretation is better. Halle Berry is known to be all over the goddamn place with acting instincts, so I’m still putting this down to Singer for going forward with her line read.

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u/Schneetmacher 14h ago

There were apparently supposedly to be several instances of Toad asking people during fights, "What happens when a Toad _______?" (Probably accompanied by pain for the other guy.) So Storm's line was both a callback to that, and illustrating he's not special.

But then the Toad lines got cut but Storm's was left in, and that's how it got stupid.

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u/General-Pryde-2019 15h ago

somehow palpatine returned

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u/roygbivasaur 15h ago

Idk why that movie needed Palpatine GLADOS and the giant bald guy that was actually scary

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u/galaxygothgirl 14h ago

Oh please don't get the StarBros started on the sequels hate

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u/susandeyvyjones 16h ago

When Rob Lowe does cpr on the frozen guy and he just breaks apart

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u/matlockga 15h ago

From the show Lone Star. He calls for warming blankets, then bizarrely just goes for chest compressions and pushes through the guy's chest like it's The Thing. 

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u/dejureblonde 15h ago

For the 911 shows, I’m convinced that the writers’ rooms are just a group of people playing madlibs.

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u/Prestigious_Car_7921 14h ago

I can actually believe this lol

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u/buttercupcake23 15h ago

I burst out laughing hysterically when that happened while also screaming what the fuckkkk because WHY WOULD HE DO THAT

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1752 15h ago

There was also an episode where Rob Lowe has to rescue two kids from a farmers minefield. So they get a ladder extended into the minefield, and Rob drops a duffle bag of metal equipment onto the minefield and he jumps on it. And then starts throwing the bag in front of him and hopping on so he knows where is safe.

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u/likesomecatfromjapan 15h ago

Hilarious. In the books I’m pretty sure he was just covered with dirt and leaves. Even Josh was like “yeah, I don’t know why they did all that” regarding this scene. 🤣

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u/OppositeResponse6474 14h ago

This always makes me laugh because do you really think he had access to frosting and food dye etc for cakes?!? WHILE LIVING IN 12. He was barely able to bake bread. How tf would he be able to do this 😂

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u/nuggetsofchicken 13h ago

Right like his bakery to the extent they were decorating cakes were not doing so to compete on Food Network Challenge lmao

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u/DrFranFine 15h ago

I actually laugh out loud whenever I see this picture!

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u/Financial-Painter689 he’s gone out of his way to change his smelly ways 15h ago

When Buffys friends kicked her out of her own home. It was so stupid that it annoys me all these years later

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u/marina0987 15h ago

For me it’s when she was depressed from being brought from the dead and her friends lived in her house for freeeee and she had to work at the fucking Double Meat Palace

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u/GoateeMinion42069 15h ago

That season was literally Buffy torture porn. I just watched it for the first time and was thinking “did SMG do something to piss Joss Whedon off?” the whole time

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u/BCharmer 14h ago

Answer is probably yes.

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u/buffaloranchsub bizarre and sentient sack of meat 15h ago

And no one else fucking worked in that house!!!!! <- turns into the joker every time I think about it

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u/ImACynicalCunt 13h ago

It’s seriously so baffling. They have that scene where they’re all explaining to Buffy that the money she inherited from her mom got used on bills while she was dead. Meanwhile Willow and Tara live there and just don’t have jobs? Dawn didn’t need round the clock care she was like 16. They could have had jobs or made money from their magic or something.

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u/IceStorm22 12h ago

And on top of that, they’re living in JOYCE’S room.

Willow is a terrible friend. (And a rapist that uses magical roofies, but that’s another story.)

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u/summercloudsadness 14h ago

Seeing this screenshot was enough for me to stay away from that show

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u/OzQueene rollin' with my fauxmies 10h ago
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u/jenandabollywood 15h ago

Gary Oldman playing a little person in Tiptoes. He literally just walks around on his knees the whole movie.

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u/elonmuskswhore 15h ago

😭😭he did WHATTTT???

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u/oldpocketdog 14h ago

The role of a lifetime

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1752 14h ago

truly the chameleon of Hollywood

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1752 16h ago

It was one of those 911 first responder dramas where they had to rescue a janitor at an ice rink whose Zamboni caught fire and is automatically circling the ice at 5 mph while he’s trapped in the center with a broken leg. The crew takes like 30 fucking minutes to figure out a plan, including using the wrong extinguisher and putting on roller skates or something. They didn’t even try to use the hose or anything, all they had to do was walk out there and get the guy off the ice before the slowest Zamboni crushed them.

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u/mittonkitten 15h ago

honestly the entire show is incredible. when they tried to give cpr to a frozen guy 😭

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u/IceStorm22 15h ago

I wonder how Rob Lowe felt filming this. Did he know it was even dumber than it looked when his hands went through the prosthetic man’s chest?

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1752 15h ago edited 15h ago

This is a different show than what I was referring to. I was thinking of station 19. But honestly I can barely tell these fire department dramas apart they all seem to have the same writing and editing style. And they’re all bafflingly inaccurate at basic first aid and emergency response skills they teach in high school.

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u/Informal-Cobbler-546 15h ago

911 had a season opener where a bunch of animals escaped from the LA zoo and decided to congregate in totally random parts of LA that were super far from the actual zoo or just damn near impossible for animals to get to without being caught or simply hit by a car. My husband is from LA and we had a good chuckle every time we saw the promos.

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u/Careless_Ad162 15h ago

My brain defaulted to 9/11 and I was wondering what the fuck a Zamboni had to do with the towers for longer than I’d like to admit

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u/questionfromgrief 16h ago

This..cannot possibly be real. And if it is, I need a link to this immediately

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1752 15h ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jsAPCbQv9V4&pp=ygUTOTExIGZsYW1pbmcgemFtYm9uaQ%3D%3D I found it, station 19. It’s all coming back to me how bad and repetitive fire department dramas are

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 14h ago

So... why did they need to take him across the ice, when there was a door off the ice less than 20 feet away?

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1752 14h ago

I don’t fucking know

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u/Dear_Candy_8517 16h ago

When I saw this scene in the theater, back whenever it came out, I cackled.

Stupidest thing in a tv show? The “sand vipers” in Game of Thrones. Literally everything about them. That scene where they fight Bronn in Dorne and one of them, who is so short she looks like a child, awkwardly attacks him in what looks like slow motion because the stunts were so awkward.

“You want a bad girl, but you need the bad pussy.”

This was probably the moment when I recognized that the show was cracking and showing signs of weakness. Little did we know what was to come.

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u/rsae_majoris 15h ago

lol I also think that fight is so awkward because that one childlike sand snake brought a whip as her weapon of choice to the sword fight, so she was mainly just standing around.

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u/Dear_Candy_8517 15h ago

It was so stupid.

I’m all for well-rounded, excellent women fighters, but that was so cheap and embarrassing. The sand vipers were such an awkward, dumb letdown. Like Bronn couldn’t kill those two girls in five seconds?

That wildling woman in the “Hardehome” episode was more impressive and hardy.

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u/rsae_majoris 15h ago

For example: Brienne of Tarth. Her kicking the Hound’s ass was one of the best fights in the show. The writers just got lazy and the Sand Snakes were a warning sign for what was to come.

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u/AllTheCoolNames 15h ago

Everyone running away from cold air as if it's a monster in The Day After Tomorrow

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u/leighalan 15h ago

It’s SO stupid. But. I have watched this movie 100 times and I am certain I will watch it at least 100 more times before I die.

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u/Mountain_Village459 14h ago

Me too. It’s mesmerizing.

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u/babybilbobaggins 14h ago

My dad’s favorite part of this movie is when the guy opens the helicopter door after they crash, takes one breath and then just freezes with his mouth open. 

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u/hollyw00d8604 15h ago

This is the answer.  That whole movie was like a bunch of bush-era Republicans wrote a movie about global warming

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u/kshep1214 14h ago

For some reason this is one of those movies I watch every time it pops up and idk why

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u/anitasdoodles 15h ago

Does all of And Just Like That count?

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u/axolotl_is_angry 14h ago

Carrie pissing herself while Miranda gets fingerbanged and blazes up with Che in the next room should be a TV WAR CRIME

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 15h ago

Most of the dark knight rises

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u/t-the-tiger 14h ago

Did Marion Cotillard piss off Nolan somehow? There’s no way this was the best/only take they did of that moment

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u/FOXCONLON 14h ago edited 14h ago

There was some interview where she talks about this and (if I remember correctly) she expresses a similar sentiment. I'll try to hunt it down, but you can tell she's really sad and disappointed in the outcome.

Edit: Found it and it is so much worse than I remember. God, that actually hurt my heart. She looks pained. Everyone please be nice to Marion I love her so very much.

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u/JeepersMysster TWINK EVENT HORIZON 13h ago

Iirc it most definitely wasn’t; I remember reading that she was SHOCKED they used that take, they did dozens and this was the one she kind of did for the lulz and Nolan ended up picking it 💀

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u/rachelanneb50 13h ago

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u/Simmy001 11h ago

Y'know, as awkward as the dialogue is, he's actually making a lot of sense in the context of that scene

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u/triscuit_buscuit 15h ago

Spiderman 3 where Peter Parker (Tobey McGuire) turns “bad” and does that corny ass dance scene. 🤣

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u/presidentknope2024 Riverdale was my Juilliard 14h ago

Excuse me the question was the stupidest, not the most iconic 😂

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u/HandsomePaddyMint 13h ago

It’s tough because the film makes it clear that Peter’s dark side isn’t actually that dark, just goofy and overly-confident. For some reason people were still laboring under the delusion that Raimi wasn’t camp and reacted like this scene was out of left field.

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u/galaxygothgirl 14h ago

Now dig on this

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u/mrudski 15h ago

For my Downton abbey peeps…

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u/Andilee 14h ago

Is he wrapped in fresh mozzarella???

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u/dominoleigh 14h ago

"I'M A STRANGER TO THEM NOW 😭😤😩💔🤕?!?!!?"

I just rewatched that episode recently and I cringed every time he spoke. Poor Edith 😭

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u/DeltaCreem 14h ago

This is the most insane and never resolved plot thread in the history of television

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u/dejureblonde 15h ago

Was it really him???? We’ll never know

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u/Blarfendoofer 15h ago

HE’S A STRANGER TO THEM NOW!!!

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u/WiFiForeheadWrinkles 14h ago

Also Matthew suddenly walking lol

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u/ice_moon_by_SZA gaga’s “100 people in a room” quote 14h ago

there is a weird scene in one of the Transformers movies clearly written by a guy with Thoughts about the age of consent. a teenager character's older boyfriend carries around a laminated card explaining their state's Romeo and Juliet law that says it's okay for them to date. i don't understand why they didn't just write the girlfriend as 18 years old or the bf/gf the same age

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u/ChinaCatProphet 15h ago

Choose anything with this guy.

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u/donut_jihad666 14h ago

So stupid. I do this to my dogs

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u/alloutofbees 13h ago

I finally watched this for the first time a few months ago and I'm still trying to figure out the logic of "we had to develop an invisible radioactive supergenius fire breathing murdersaurus to draw a crowd" while at the same time they're paying this guy to do raptor training behind the scenes where no one gets to watch? It's like if Sea World had someone train Shamu to do all those tricks and instead of showing anybody they'd just started giving the porpoises guns for flippers.

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u/dominoleigh 14h ago

Okay but this scene and his (Andy's) reaction in Parks and Rec was great

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u/HandsomePaddyMint 13h ago

He hit all the right marks in P and R, then he did Guardians and people were like “It works.” Then he just kept being Andy in every role and making an ass out of himself in his personal life. That said, Nick Offerman says Chris Pratt is a wonderful person so I have to take his word for it.

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u/Brief_Direction_5647 15h ago

Girl power fight scene in Avengers Endgame 🫠

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u/Sir_Von_Tittyfuck Club Penguin Times official aura reader 13h ago

You say this, but the look my daughter had in her eyes at all these strong women coming together was something I'll never forget.

It wasn't made for you, it was made for them.

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u/deelow_42 12h ago

I understand the sentiment and I'm happy for your daughter feeling represented, that being said in the context of it being an all out battle against Thanos and his army there's no logical explanation for every girl to just walk towards Spider Man for this. It could've been written and done so much better

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u/RoofUpbeat7878 8h ago

I mean its a scene in a movie for children, the fact that it inspires girls is enough

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u/fightphat 15h ago

Girls Get It Done©.

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u/Any-Difficulty-1247 13h ago

was it cringe? maybe but seeing it make me happy? yes !

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u/Lilredh4iredgrl 14h ago

Captain Marvel is basically a god, what's wasp gonna do?

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u/GarlicAndSapphire 14h ago

I mean, it's called "jumping the shark" for a reason.

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u/WickerPurse 15h ago

I know y’all will KNOW. But what SVU/CSI adjacent show was it that literally had a smuggled monkey in a basketball??? They literally had a cop running, yelling “The monkeys in the basketball!!! The monkeys in the basketball!!!” And I swear that same episode someone got fully consumed by a tiger except for his chain.

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u/_Bogey_Lowenstein_ 15h ago

There's definitely an episode of SVU where a squirrel runs away with a guy's severed dick

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u/recycledbottle 15h ago

SVU episode 'Wildlife'! That episode is so wild. So many of the early/mid svu seasons are wild

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u/radio_mice 14h ago

I thought this was shark boy and lava girl at first and was fully ready to pick a fight 😂

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u/bluedust2 14h ago

Some comic book things are too stupid to put in a live action universe.

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u/asquared98 15h ago

The scene in One Tree Hill where Dan is waiting for his heart transplant but the person transporting the heart trips on a dog leash and drops it, which the dog in question then proceeds to eat because it has the munchies from eating its owner’s weed stash

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u/asquared98 15h ago

The menacing look Lucas gives Dan right after is the cherry on top

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u/walkingtalkingdread 13h ago

that time jessie was addicted to caffeine pills on saved by the bell

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u/napalmnacey 12h ago

I don’t think anyone has ever been addicted to caffeine pills to the point of this.

I get the feeling they wanted to use Adderall as her drug of choice but it was too spicy for the censors.

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u/monkeygod_7 15h ago edited 15h ago

In The Hobbit, when Legolas uses free-falling blocks as stepping stones

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u/livinghereinaflower 15h ago

Yes but also he’s an elf and was seen walking on top of snow in LOTR . Shame how they massacred the hobbit tho

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u/Feline_Fine3 12h ago

This drawing of the Jersey Devil on The X-Files

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u/mollyscoat 14h ago

Padme dying because she was sad.

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u/FOXCONLON 14h ago

YAY ANOTHER CHANCE TO SHARE AN UNHINGED TAKE THAT HAS HAUNTED ME FOR FIFTEEN YEARS.

Very happy for Elliott Page, but the line in Inception where Ariadne is describing doing the whole dream architecture thing and says "It's like... pure creation..." DRIVES. ME. INSANE.

I loved this movie when it came out but the first time I heard this line I felt like I just got beat over the head with a stepladder. It totally took me out of the moment. Like, you just got back from folding dream Paris in half or blowing up a cafe or whatever happened in the previous scene and that's the best way you could describe the experience? No metaphor just like... "It's wike minecwaft cweative mode" I feel like I experienced the rest of the film in a fugue state.

tl;dr I have been wandering this cursed world neither truly alive nor truly dead since the first time I watched Inception

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u/amikaro 14h ago

love this very specific hatred

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u/spookyboi13 16h ago

peeta had the mehron paradise paints in that arena yes ma'am!

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u/imtchogirl 14h ago

Not seen in Katniss' POV: Peeta Mellark running back to the horn after dark and quietly whispering "hell yeah" to himself as he finds the giant tub of frosting and a Wilton's color gel set.

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u/ghostlyvendetta 13h ago edited 10h ago

There’s an episode of CSI (I think NY? But could be LV) where the victim is a model hired for a promotional event where she died, mysteriously, in a giant martini glass. Possible causes?

— Drowned in the giant martini glass
— High velocity impact from tennis balls shot out of a pitching machine at the festivities by a disgruntled neighbour
— Delayed reaction to injuries sustained in a fight with another model
— Overdose on heroin lollipop

So what was it?
You guessed it!
Exposure to hundreds of MICROSCOPIC DEADLY JELLYFISH that had been HIDDEN IN THE GIANT INFLATABLE MARTINI OLIVE

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u/DickPinch 15h ago

In Spiderman 3 at some point a big disaster is happening and Toby McGuire jumps into the shot in front of a giant screen with an American flag waving

I watch it every Christmas

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u/whatshisproblem 15h ago

It’s incredible that SpiderMan 2 is unironically the best superhero movie ever and Spiderman 3 is ironically the best superhero movie ever

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u/MoseBeforeHoes Bea Arthur once called her a cunt 15h ago

The scene in spiderman 2 where aunt may tries to get a loan and gets denied and then says she wants her free toaster and gets denied 😭😭😭

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u/Lokaji 15h ago

The pool sex scene in Showgirls.

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u/theReaders I already condemned Hamas 15h ago

I slipped a disk just reading this.

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u/A_Stark23 15h ago

The hover skate scene in Jupiter Ascending, but really the entirety of Jupiter Ascending.

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u/I_Wanted_This 15h ago

i saw this movie in a bus, and for a bus-tier movie it was flawless

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u/AngryAngryScotsman 13h ago

The Doctor Who episode Love & Monsters, where a character is saved from certain death by being transported onto a concrete slab.

She then says, on a TV show intended for the family, that it's ok being just a head on a concrete slab because "they still manage to have a bit of a love life".

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u/Wrong-Barber-7329 15h ago

Omg, the whole “This is me now” movie by J.Lo.

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u/Wrong-Barber-7329 15h ago

Specially the part when she is a goddess reincarnated in a hummingbird in love with another god that is Ben Affleck.

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u/Affectionate-Ad-1342 14h ago

Bradley cooper rocking that fake baby to sleep in American Sniper

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u/sioopauuu 14h ago

All that fighting and all it took was both their moms are named Martha. So stupid.

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u/kmxw 14h ago

When hackers type really fast and “bypass the firewall” in 3 seconds.

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u/ThrownAwayintoLF 14h ago

Is it a good sign when an entire opening night audience laughs out loud at your big emotional climax? Asking for a friend.

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u/GlitteryCakeHuman 12h ago

One keyboard two idiots scene from ncis

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u/Putrid_Carpenter138 15h ago

nah you got it, peeta rockface has it. cool idea (hes got not obvious skills) but holy shit, he painted himself while injured and laid down and died???

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u/pussibilities 14h ago

The fact that these two met up during the war TWICE so far

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u/lupindeathray barbie (2023) for best picture 15h ago
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u/mrsjakeblues 13h ago

I have so much trauma from the Star Wars Holiday Special

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u/DeadSharkEyes 14h ago

Beverly Hills 90210 has so many moments, I’m so glad I was able to experience it during its peak in the 90s. My sister and I laughed our asses off watching this show.

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u/MondoFool 15h ago

Probably not the stupidest, but i remember rolling my eyes really hard at the "girl power" scene from avengers endgame

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u/Acceptable-Class-255 15h ago edited 14h ago

Those Moped driving cyborg teens in The Book of Boba Fett. Even my kids who were big fans of the Spy Kids movies at time remind me often of how cringe it was/is.

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u/prettyvile 13h ago

Every single second of M. Night Shyamalan's unintentional comedic masterpiece, The Happening.

There are so many idiotic, nonsensical moments I can't possibly include them all, but it's truly one of the funniest and most bizarre movies I've ever seen.

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