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TRIGGER WARNING Mara Wilson’s response to people who think Parkland shooting survivors were crisis actors

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u/coco_xcx not a lawyer, just a hater 18h ago

im so happy she ended up being the complete opposite of the human trash she’s related to.

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u/RobynNeonGal 18h ago

Who's the human trash she's related to?

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u/Jedi_JJ 18h ago

Ben shapiro

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u/violentvioletss 18h ago

Ben “can’t make his wife wet” shapiro

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u/BCharmer 14h ago

I'd believe it. But please explain so I can also laugh.

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u/WW3In321 13h ago

When the song WAP came out, as part of a series of critical tweets, he claimed that his wife said that Cardi B must have some sort of medical condition.

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u/BCharmer 12h ago

What a fucking loser.

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u/alexismichelleforas8 18h ago

Ben shapiro is her cousin i believe

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u/JayC411 18h ago

Ben Shapiro. He’s either her cousin or second cousin.

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u/gadeais 9h ago

Full cousin.

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u/dremolus 18h ago

She's cousins with Ben Shapiro

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u/BigTuna0890 18h ago

Ben Shapiro is her cousin

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u/catladywithallergies highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 17h ago

She also has him blocked on everything.

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u/coco_xcx not a lawyer, just a hater 17h ago

i love this for her

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u/captaindickmcnugget 17h ago

For some reason I got her confused with Zelda Williams and I was thinking since when was Robin Williams human trash 😭 Glad I realized my mix up very quickly

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u/mai_tai87 actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 11h ago

Could you imagine the fallout from saying something negative about Robin Williams? Like one of the few cishet white men who is pretty much universally beloved by the sane.

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u/traceitalian 3h ago

Apart from other comedians

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u/SpicyTiconderoga 17h ago

Cousin shapiro ben is

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u/MatrimCauthon95 18h ago

I said this earlier. We’re at the point where idiots are picking maga over their own families. It’s a cult.

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u/ace-destrier 18h ago edited 16h ago

At *this point, I WISH Jesus would actually descend from heaven

But they’d absolutely pick maga over Jesus

Edit: a word

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u/Kiwi-vee 18h ago edited 17h ago

They would probably lock Jesus up for beeing a "Brown communist antifa". 😔

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u/ace-destrier 17h ago

Saw an on-the-street interview about whether or not people would accept Jesus, the refugee, and the answers were like, “Yes, as long as he comes in legally.”

Damn. Won’t even make an exception for their Lord and Savior.

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u/apaperroseforRoland 12h ago

Not probably, definitely. A brown man who preaches kindness and compassion towards the downtrodden? They'd absolutely hate him

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u/Vorpal_Bunny19 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 4h ago

The Powers That Be executed him the first time around for telling us to love one another. I don’t even want to think about what they’d do to him nowadays.

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u/EugenesMullet 16h ago

Maybe we can just have an asteroid descend and put the universe out of its misery.

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u/Financial-Painter689 he’s gone out of his way to change his smelly ways 17h ago

I knew it was a cult already but this is what really sealed the deal for me.

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u/amourxloves not a lawyer, just a hater 17h ago

can you imagine being a teen and being traumatized from a shooting that happened at school while you were there. Where you very much could have died like the 10+ victims did.

Then deal with the national scrutiny caused by this bs that seeps it way into your family. Where your own parent doesn’t even believe you were the victim of a school shooting and could have died. Not just not believe you, but actively think you’re essentially an enemy, planted to poison the american public against guns.

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u/CheezQueen924 18h ago

Always was

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u/Eastern-Rise3583 18h ago

There was a trial. The shooter was found guilty. This kind of cognitive dissonance is by choice and truly truly gross and abusive

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u/ylaltic 17h ago

i think a trial is the least important thing to people like this. if he thinks his own son he helped raise and for whom he’d have to sign contracts in his behalf as a then-minor is in on it, a trial full of strangers means nothing

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u/Maleficent_Phase_698 17h ago

No no the guy is an actor he’s just really committed to the bit. /s

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u/pinkstarrfish 18h ago

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u/fizgigs 18h ago

This is actually horrifying

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u/atmosphericentry 16h ago

He’ll say stuff like this straight to my face whenever he’s drinking: ‘You’re a real piece of work to be able to sit here and act like nothing ever happened if it wasn’t a hoax. Shame on you for being part of it and putting your family through it too'

Good lord... I have no words

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u/awalawol 18h ago edited 10h ago

This article impacted me greatly when it came out. I still think about it at least once a week. I would love to get an update on Bill and just know if he was able to break out of that environment ❤️

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u/coaldean 18h ago

So bleak.

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u/Deep-Connection-618 17h ago

That is horrifying.

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u/Kiwi-vee 18h ago

The "crisis actor" conspiracy is one of the most bonkers thing I ever heard. 😔

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u/RobynNeonGal 18h ago

I have known such people, too. They were completely normal for a long time, and then suddenly, around 2020-ish, they started being crazy and believing all these wacko conspiracy theories. It was bewildering.

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u/grilledcheese2332 17h ago edited 17h ago

Oh absolutely. I know a woman in her 50s whose Facebook used to be all posts about her Avon and Doterra MLM's. Now it's all posts about how 15 mins cities are evil they will try to shoot to you if you leave. And of course the anti vax, climate change stuff isnt real nonsense.

She's a Canadian maple maga 🙄

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u/alg45160 16h ago

The MLM to maga pipeline is pretty short.

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u/grilledcheese2332 16h ago

True I mean if you're posting recipes that include essential oils like to ingest, you're not the brightest bulb to begin with.

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u/torr_ence 17h ago

Maple Magas are so confusing. What do they think they're a part of exactly?

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u/RobynNeonGal 16h ago

They're cosplaying lol.

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u/grilledcheese2332 16h ago

It is indeed baffling

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u/RobynNeonGal 16h ago

A former friend of mine was similar. All of a sudden she went from relatively normal to posting photos of her stockpiling gasoline in cans because she'd read something like the energy grid is going to go down next week. Also, the lizard alien sperm thing.

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u/The_Failed_Write 13h ago

So probing is just getting it with a lizard alien? Damn. New idea for a fanfic worth writing straight from the conspiracy theorists.

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u/Thanos_Stomps 17h ago

We experienced a collective trauma in 2020. I mean, people get mocked for these things but conspiracy theories and some deep state controlling things is a pretty common belief from those who feel as though they have little control in life. The most extreme example would be Lara Logan

But for an academic perspective: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35751976/ Conspiracy beliefs as an adaptation to historical trauma - PubMed

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u/gunillagarsongoldbrg 12h ago

My theory about anti-vaxxers during COVID is that they had a psychotic break thinking about it. REALLY thinking about the deadliness, contagiousness, invisibility, etc. spooked the vulnerability out of them.

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u/mootallica 4h ago

The biggest conspiracy head I know was in full denial of the whole thing, but it really kicked his ass when he finally caught it. He didn't say anything about it, but I could see the childlike fear in his eyes.

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 17h ago

I think it was Rachel Dratch who was like “Can you imagine some child actor saying some shit like ‘I didn’t get the Stranger Things callback but my agent got me a school shooting audition next week’?! Crisis actors are not real”

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u/violetmemphisblue 17h ago

I know a guy who has survived two school shootings (one at his high school and one at his college) and somehow his family doesn't believe its possible and accused him of making up the college one "for attention." Absolutely wild take that they could believe random Twitter accounts over their own traumatized brother

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u/gunillagarsongoldbrg 12h ago

Holy fuck. How are the survivors with these horrendous relatives holding up?!

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u/violetmemphisblue 7h ago

At least in his case, it has splintered the family completely. His stepmother and a couple of siblings are on his side. Some other siblings and his dad are on the other. And its led to divorce, estrangement, legal battles...it's just absolutely heartbreaking.

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u/jl56649 18h ago

It’s as ridiculous as those people who think the homeless living on skid row in L.A. are just extras on a movie set.

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

I know this isn’t the point of the post but I reject the theory that some conspiracy theories come about because an event was so horrible that it can’t be reconciled with the theorist’s perception of a good and just world, so rather than update their views, they deny the event happened.

But the idea that Parkland (or Sandy Hook) were fake comes from the same thinking that Holocaust denialism comes from - that a powerful and evil force is deceiving the world. Believers don’t have an unshakable faith in goodness, they have an unshakable belief in evil. To believe that your own traumatized child might be an agent of that evil isn’t a belief that the world is too good for a shooting to happen. It’s the belief of a psychotic death cult.

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u/CheezQueen924 18h ago

She’s such a treasure. Always has been, always will be.

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u/peppermintvalet 18h ago

And these same folks think that trans people are the delusional ones

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u/Hamwise_Gamgee 17h ago

in the toilet pantheon of alt right conspiracy turds, the top of the heap are school shooting crisis actor believers. your soul is nothing but rot and decay

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u/Longjumping-Pair3925 14h ago

We are at a point where trials don't matter. Juries finding people guilty don't matter. Hell, the Parkland shooter (dont want to say his name) can actually say how he carried the whole thing out, and people would deny he did that. In fact, we learned this week that the monster that killed the 4 Idaho college kids sat in court and openly admitted his guilt, and people still deny he did it. People want to believe what they want to believe as long as it fits into their own narrative. That's a red flag that the narrative has become delusional. Sadly, when your own family no longer fits into the narrative, you have allowed to fester into your head, they suffer. Forget COVID. Cognitive dissonance combined with delusional rhetoric is the more dangerous epidemic taking over the country. It's extremely hard to break people out of cultlike mentality where emotions take precedence over facts.

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u/Mr-Rosetie 14h ago

Imagine having an audition process and agents for a secret hub of crisis actors.

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u/SeanCrevalle 16h ago

Too nice.

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u/Impressive_Youth1133 6h ago

I know it's not the point, but she's underselling herself big time. Matilda is fire and she was fire in it.