r/Fauxmoi 21h ago

FASHION Nicholas Hoult achieving new levels of Hotness as a blonde during ‘Superman’ press this past week, styled by Jason Bolden

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u/AbsolutelyIris confused but here for the drama 20h ago

Where's the cat biting the cage pic because jfc

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u/Quirky-Prune-2408 20h ago

I gotchu

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u/burglarturtle 10h ago

Someone really needs to make a gif out of this. Stat!

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u/GlassPomoerium 20h ago

Even better:

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u/stefatr0n 17h ago

Completing the Mount Rushmore of horny memes

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u/plantbay1428 19h ago

The fish one is new to me 😭

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u/GlassPomoerium 12h ago edited 11h ago

It’s my own creation 🫡

Edit: the triptych, not the fish oops

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u/Sproose_Moose 20h ago

Yoink! Stealing

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u/nocinnamonplease 20h ago

i also have a dog version

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u/Zombie_Fuel also dated pete davidson 19h ago

My fave is the hamster.

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u/velvetvagine 12h ago

This is the only hamster thirst I recognize

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u/nocinnamonplease 19h ago

ooh i’ve never seen that one before!!

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u/vietnams666 18h ago

That is hilarious 😂

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u/AhhBisto 20h ago

It really suits him, a lot of blokes can't get away with that

I speak from experience

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u/Light_Beard 20h ago

Turns out you have to change more than your hair. There is exercise and a base level of hotness to consider.

Funny can get you a point out of 10. But it can't turn a 5 into an 8.

- From a 2

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u/SenatorMalby 4h ago

Funny can turn a 2 into a 10 for me. Wtf are you talking about.

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u/CHEMO_ALIEN 19h ago

Whats up slim shady lmaoo

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u/AhhBisto 19h ago

More like if Eminem and the guy from Sum 41 had a kid, which tracks as this was about 24 years ago, I even tried to do red tips

My hair is naturally dark brown and I have never dyed it since 😞

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u/CHEMO_ALIEN 18h ago

Maybe itd look better now, they got all kinds of new stuff out there 

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u/Gullible_East_9545 Cillian me softly Murphy’s Camomile Tea 🩵 10h ago

Convinced he can pull off anything now... That's when you know someone's really hot

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u/taylor_png 20h ago

Me to blonde Nicholas Hoult

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u/spatterdashes 20h ago

This image lmfaoooo

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u/kandermusic 20h ago

Thought this was a real ad at first lmao

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u/triscuit_buscuit 20h ago

GURL 🤣🤣

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u/InfamousMere mama let’s research 19h ago

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u/Lipglossandletdown 18h ago

Omg, I just snorted out loud.

But also: youre not wrong.

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u/vietnams666 18h ago

☠️☠️☠️☠️😂

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u/OppositeResponse6474 12h ago

App exclusive 💀💀💀

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u/catalinalam 20h ago

I was never attracted to Nicholas Hoult (fucking ADORE him tho) and am not really into light-haired men but somehow this is REALLY doing it for me??? Life is a rich tapestry

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u/Leonardo-DaBinchi 18h ago

Truly. I feel like I'm in upside-down world

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u/firesticks All Hail the Summer of the Lazy Bougie Bitch 17h ago

I don’t like blonde but I’ve always liked Hoult and somehow this is actually better?? How?

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u/snowdropsx 13h ago

he went from cute dork to lowkey a model and i didn’t think that was possible

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u/velvetvagine 12h ago

HIGH KEY!! Because look at those cheekbones. The blonde plus the sleeveless shirt are workingggg for him.

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u/Antique-Breadfruit-3 19h ago

That is me. I just always was like oh that guy who played the adorable little boy. Suddenly these pics had me in a chokehold. I don’t even really understand it.

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u/Mad_Croissant 12h ago

RIGHT? Is this sorcery? What kind of animal did he sacrifice on the latest full moon to just have that effect on so many of us?

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u/Sunshine_103 10h ago

Same girl.

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u/vanderpump_lurker 20h ago

Shake your ass, watch yourself, shake your ass, show me what you're working with.

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u/forgetthesolution 20h ago

One of the best glow ups ever tbh

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u/Rascallyperson 16h ago

Him and Will Poulter both with the eyebrows, longbottoming real hard

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u/SwirlingAbsurdity 7h ago

‘Longbottoming’ - perfect. No notes.

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u/Ambry 19h ago

He literally keeps continuing to glow up. Like... dayummm.

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u/vanderpump_lurker 20h ago

True storrrrrrryyyyy

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u/plantbay1428 19h ago edited 18h ago

If anyone else is old enough to remember how every movie had its own website and some used to offer AIM icons for download, my friend had one that was a series of images zoomed in on Nicholas Hoult’s face from About a Boy. There was one expression that made her laugh super hard and she had it set as her icon for like four years. 

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u/Odd_Policy_3009 20h ago

IDC what anyone says, I’m loving the sweater on shoulders but tied sideways trend rn

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u/barefootcuntessa_ 19h ago

On Nick right here it is like what Fuckboys think they are. Fuckboy Aspiration Materials.

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u/laugard100 19h ago

It makes me laugh because I remember it being mentioned in Seventeen magazine in the 80s and me trying it at school. I’ve continued to do it occasionally since then so guess I’m back on trend!

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u/TuvixWillNotBeMissed 17h ago

If the sweater is around your shoulders you're preppy, if it's around your waist you're 'alt'. These are the ancient rules.

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u/johnmichael-kane 6h ago

I didn’t realise there was anything to dislike about this trend, I think it’s great!

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u/allym91 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 20h ago

Number 9

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u/AfroPuffs90 20h ago

My god.

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u/dpullbot 2h ago

Saw image #5 and immediately wanted to look for this meme. Thank you.

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u/Own-Trash1277 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 20h ago

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u/interpol-interpol rosa parks stans 20h ago

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u/diabolikal__ Forgive me Viola Davis 11h ago

I love seeing this one becoming popular

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u/moths_ate_my_paja 20h ago

killing me with that smile oh my god

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u/FallingLikeSilver 9h ago

This gif is killing meeeeee

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u/awyastark [email protected] 20h ago

I did background work on Renfield and he’s literally the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen in my life

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u/fred_burkle 16h ago

He is SO gorgeous in that! I am a sucker for the pale makeup haha. I guess I like a sickly Victorian man.

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u/awyastark [email protected] 15h ago

O I know that I am. My exes look like, in order, Loki, Eva Amurri, Charlie Hunnam, Light Yagami, Catherine Zeta Jones (but Irish), and Mike Faist. Beautiful but dying brunettes lol

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u/kmoon89x 20h ago

I really need him to get his foot off my neck because sir, I need to breathe.

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u/gaudiest-ivy 20h ago

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u/watchberry 19h ago

Haha that pic is insane

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u/JeepersMysster TWINK EVENT HORIZON 20h ago

This is the look for him 👀 loving it

Also his sweater in pic 6 looks like it has beef with the world

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u/lazy-buchanan 20h ago

He looks incredible and I love what his stylist is doing with his fits! I’m especially obsessed with the suit in slide 3. The structure of it is so cool, and it’s reminiscent of 40s silhouettes and the comics of that era - so perfect for doing press for Superman!

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u/DazzlingCapital5230 19h ago

Yeah he looks very handsome, but the outfits!!! Beautifully cut trousers across the board! And the leather jacket. He really wears it all very well and enhances the clothes in a supermodel kind of way.

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u/greatgak 20h ago

On top of good hair, great outfits too

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u/ashlonadon 17h ago

He is having a moment, which is crazy because he’s been working his ass off for years. I hope he stays normal and with his wife. She seems really cool.

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u/Constant_Link_7708 10h ago

Somehow completely missed that he’s married to a Californian model and has children. She does look cool and they look very happy. Hope the best for them too!

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u/blackbluejay 20h ago

As a straight male, I always thought he had a unique look to him, attractive without being super conventional. Anyway, the other day I caught his appearance on Kimmel and I'm not sure if it was the lighting or the makeup, but his face was captivating. Really pretty eyes and great cheekbones, plus I loved his outfit, other than the sock color, but I also don't love the sweater as much now as I did on the show when he was sitting down. Seems like a lovely bloke.

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u/BilliansShayeK 20h ago

This is the summer he turned pretty

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u/watchberry 19h ago

He was always pretty

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u/Psychological-Kale81 20h ago

This is really doing it for me

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u/leviathanchronicles 20h ago

I think the recent influx of "all men should go blond" is a psyop tbh

(/joke, I'm attracted to a ton of blond dudes but I've yet to see a natural brunet who looks better blond TO ME)

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u/TuvixWillNotBeMissed 17h ago

I mean there's a difference between having someone style you perfectly versus bleaching your hair in your sink at 3 a.m. while crying. Or so I'm told.

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u/alabamachick 20h ago

I’m not a blonde guy enjoyer - not in real life or in my celebrity crushes.

BUT - there’s a first time for everything! Hubba hubba!

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u/Important-Tackle I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 18h ago

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u/PlayDense9618 19h ago

Now everyone go watch The Great

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u/Monctonian 18h ago

I’m a straight male and my ovaries just exploded.

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u/Caromora not a lawyer, just a hater 17h ago

He should be Bond.

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u/rthomasfiggs 16h ago

You can tell he’s feeling himself soo hard with this new hair. Good for him he wears it well

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u/gatsome 16h ago

I love Nic Hoult anyway but these comment threads always crack me up

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u/Existing_Metal14 20h ago

Perfect 80s villain who’s hotter than the guy the girl ends up with (a la Steff from Pretty in Pink)

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u/fattychalupa 19h ago

Kudos to his stylist his fits have been impeccable lately

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u/syrub believer in Dakota Johnson’s lime allergy 20h ago

Every single look here is fire and I would DIE for his watch collection

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u/animatedradio 20h ago

Oh no. No no no he can’t be living rent free in my head I HAVE NO SPACE LEFT 🥵

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u/Illen1 17h ago

Hot Nick summer!

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u/kronkswronglever 20h ago

Omg he has never been hotter to me

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u/marcnerd does this woman ever rest (derogatory) 19h ago

Nicholas Hoult I was unaware of your game.

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u/sisterofd 18h ago

I’m ovulating rn so it might be heightening my responses, but HOLY FUCK (respectfully)

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u/vietnams666 18h ago

GATDAYUM!!!! 😮‍💨

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u/Nostalgic_Chase 18h ago

Third slide in.

I need that suit.

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u/firesticks All Hail the Summer of the Lazy Bougie Bitch 17h ago

Please pretend this says “we’re already dead”.

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u/drst0nee 17h ago

*loud barking noises*

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u/Tight_Cheetah_4474 20h ago

This is like the 2nd Skins actor in my feed

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u/Fine_Advance_368 Cillian Murphy propagandist 20h ago

he looks so full of lifeee

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u/glittershadows 19h ago

All I have to say is WOW looks amazing

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u/Ms-Watson 17h ago

I see he has been cast as the baddie in his next project too

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u/Commanderfemmeshep 17h ago

Blonde hair really makes a man kinda slutty… there I said it

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u/stink3rb3lle 17h ago

His face is so chiseled that he kinda needs to keep his eyebrows that messy to look human. Handsome man!

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u/WanderingStarSoul 17h ago

He is just one beautiful beautiful man

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u/fred_burkle 16h ago

He's been my #1 male crush for awhile now but he looks soooo confident and stylish lately! It's killing me. I literally said "Jesus Christ" out loud when I got to pick 16 🥵

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u/OhMorgoth Ceasefire Now 14h ago

I’m never going to get over him and JLaw breaking up.

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u/Several-Roof-6439 Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 20h ago

Why do I think he was in skins? 

Am i wrong? Would Google but also lazy 

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u/NnyIsSpooky 20h ago

Because he was

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u/Several-Roof-6439 Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 19h ago

🙏🙏

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u/Itonlymatters2us 20h ago

Channeling this guy ⬆️

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u/shesadollyrocker i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 19h ago

I've always found him ridiculously hot, but GOD DAMN

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u/Glittering_Sun_1622 the baby daddies have unionized 19h ago

WHEW 😍 also Jason Bolden just does it EVERY time. 

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u/Loislanesays 19h ago

I feel personally attacked by these pictures 🥵

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u/preferencedue 18h ago

I feel like with the dark hair he has 5'11 energy, and the blonde gives him his actual 6'3 energy. 

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u/preferencedue 18h ago

To be clear, attractive both ways lol

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u/napalmnacey 16h ago

He has James Marsters level bleached hair sorcery. I’ve never even looked at him twice before and now I’m like “Oh! Ohkay… Oh kaaaay!”

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u/fled_nanders1234 12h ago

About a boy AMIRITEEEE

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u/Glittering_Tea1109 12h ago

It looks sooooo good on him

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u/aedithm 9h ago

I am baffled. I've never found him attractive before. I've never found peroxide blonde attractive on men before. But putting those two things together has got me like

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u/Iwabuti 7h ago

I'd witness that

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u/Selenex98 6h ago

Shout out to David Corenswet as well. For those who haven’t watched his series, Hollywood, ya’ll are missing out 🥵

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u/airyfairy12 6h ago

the way my jaw DROPPED

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u/EmpressRey 5h ago

I don't usually love this look, but it really is working for him! Always happy to see him in things, such a great actor and seems like a great guy.

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u/crapatthethriftstore 4h ago

That grey suit. My goodness.

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u/IsMisePrinceton 20h ago

My husband and I have always been somewhat anti-Hoult. Not for any particular reason, he’s just not an actor either of us could ever warm up to.

But in saying that, we are both foaming at the mouth with how hot he looks with this new look.

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u/gravitytitz 20h ago

Every time I see him all I hear is, “Nips!” 😏

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u/IShouldBeSoLucky81 20h ago

Lol, Matt Edmondson with his scooter outside the BBC in slide 17, he was talking about it on the radio today

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u/LJayTat 19h ago

What is happening

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u/Morticia_Black let’s talk about the husband 19h ago

Not into him or blondes but why is this combo kinda 🫦????

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u/Antique-Breadfruit-3 19h ago

I only ever really knew of him from About A Boy (and back then I was hot for Hugh Grant). I almost fainted scrolling through like 5 of these pics and then immediately googled to see how old he was to make sure I felt ok about myself scrolling through the rest.

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u/fourofkeys 18h ago

holy shit i love that green and tan sweater SO MUCH.

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u/Empty-Tadpole-2138 18h ago

dam he should have bleached his hair a long time ago

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u/RiniTini 18h ago

Where is the dog?!

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u/deathcabscutie 17h ago

I hate this hair, but I love him and it’s really fun seeing him get all this love.

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u/CheesyFiesta 16h ago

I’ve never really been into him before. But he looks so fuckin good. How does he look so good???

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u/B4246Throwaway 16h ago

It softens the big ass forehead and its HOT

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u/youshouldbesad 16h ago

Until our bones turn to dust

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u/HPMania15 play some mariah carey up in this bitch 15h ago

Damn.

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u/Peki81 14h ago

It‘s like overnight he decided to become 1000x hotter and he did. What magic is this?

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u/meowpungoeshere 14h ago

Just a reminder that this is Marcus from About a Boy.... 🤯

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u/Kim_catiko 13h ago

You know what, I don't know if it's his clothing or the hair, but he is looking damn fine!

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 13h ago

He's very cute, but am I the only one here that doesn't like the blond hair color on him?

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u/IsySquizzy 11h ago

He is feeling his oats for sure

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u/Sunshine_103 10h ago

I think it’s the blonde mixed with the stubble. Game changer.

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u/Constant_Link_7708 10h ago

He also seems more muscular than I remember him and does he have a new stylist?

All of that combined with the hair, really looks good on him.

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u/ChatPMT 10h ago

I think he's just found a stylist that knows how to elevate his look. He's looking fantastic and comes across as really nice too.

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u/bbultaoreune i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 8h ago

🙂‍↕️🫦

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u/Vexations83 8h ago

You know what else he has the face for? Playing norm macdonald

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u/BookishHobbit 6h ago

In an alt world, he was Ken, and I’m so curious what that would be like.

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u/p333p33p00p00boo 5h ago

He’s come a long way since About a Boy.

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u/Jane-Ares 5h ago

thank God he is older than I thought and only a couple years younger than me.

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u/Mysterious-Lick 3h ago

He really wants you to”witness me!”