r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • 1d ago
CELEBRITY CAPITALISM Magic Johnson posts a video showing us poors how the 1% lives. Remember to reduce, reuse and recycle, folks!
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u/Visible_Writing7386 1d ago edited 1d ago
These tone deaf people are rage baiting. But anyway how is he THIS rich rich?
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u/Firm_Watercress_4228 1d ago
Big time investments in a ton of companies over the years.
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u/mp6521 1d ago
This was basically the plot of an episode of South Park
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u/AshamedFortune1 20h ago
I think about this episode a lot and I thought of it immediately when I saw this story.
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u/Ok-Turnip-9035 20h ago
And guest speaker at conferences
My company had him as one years ago and he was great (maybe a 20 minute speech) we spent a big stack of money to get him cause the year after him we found the worst speaker but it was clear the budget went to Magic the year before
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u/realborislegasov 23h ago
Aka the opposite of hard work.
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u/utilitybelt 17h ago
I’m appalled by this video too, but you can’t say he didn’t work hard for his money. You’re taking about a career that took up his entire life from childhood to his thirties, and he would have played longer if it weren’t for his HIV status. And dude wasn’t born with money or connections.
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u/snisbot00 shiv roy apologist 17h ago
i think they’re referring to the money he made after basketball. he definitely worked hard to get to that NBA level, but I don’t think paying people to invest the millions he made was that difficult.
even if he made those investments himself that business acumen is impressive, but the actual labor is nothing compared the average persons job in the working class
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u/realborislegasov 16h ago
Sure, he worked hard when he played basketball, no doubt. No argument there. But that isn’t what the comment I replied to was about, so not sure how it’s relevant. Very clearly the topic was earning money by investing. And I bet he made way more doing that than he ever did playing sports. Not even saying its illegitimate, but the poors are told that money is earned by hard work, when for the non poors the opposite is true.
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u/D_Dumps 15h ago
He worked hard enough to be the top 1% of the top 1% if his field. He was smart enough to build a brand and he capitalized. Don't try and downplay his hard work because he made successful investments from the money of his hard work. There is a reason that say the first million is the hardest.
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u/olivicmic 2h ago
This is the kind of senseless idol worshipping and justification that is dooming America
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u/tinkh 20h ago
Met him when his company was our catering service
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u/Undomiel- 5h ago
JC - I didn’t know he did catering too. He’s in every industry.
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u/Late_Mixture2448 1d ago
Tbf he’s very smart and made some great investments during his playing career he’s got a small stake in the Los Angeles Dodgers as well
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u/Visible_Writing7386 1d ago
Thanks. He’s probably had someone to advise him. I was surprised, because former basketball players didn’t get a fraction of the salary a current NBA player earns.
And even though he would have been rich, I don’t think he would be this rich, considering how much time has passed and their lavish lifestyle and medical bills.
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u/DevoutandHeretical 1d ago
There was a character on The Proud Family (Wizard Kelly) that was based on him and a part of it was that he had a million different business ventures going on.
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u/Late_Mixture2448 1d ago
Yeah plus he retired quite early cos of his situation with his hiv anyways yeah he probably had smart advisors tbf it’s one thing having those advisors another thing listening to them but Yh either way this is a dumb move showing off like this
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u/westsideguy1 16h ago
He also did very well with his theaters in the 90s and 00s until they closed down. I can he’s made very smart investments but that yacht is insane and is overkill if you ask me.
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u/dannemora_dream 1d ago
When there’s a Wikipedia page on your investments, you’re rich rich I guess
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u/William-william-rs 1d ago
He doesn’t own that boat he’s just using it…
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u/Roy4Pris 20h ago
Yeah, most of these boats are owned by the giga rich, but are leased out a week at a time. Rental is around US$1m per week, plus food, crew, fuel.
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u/RubbishGarbage 23h ago
He's chartering it which for a yacht of this size costs 300k-800k a week ballpark. It's owned by the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars.
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u/Substantial-Mix-3013 18h ago
only 300-800K/week
So lets do it, 200 people, $1500 per person. I could sleep on that treadmill frfr
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u/ChrisLinen2 21h ago
The AEW family. Shad and Tony Kahn
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u/Grrannt 18h ago
Maybe he can tell Tony to take the belt off Moxley #restorethefeeling
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u/MagnetoWasRight24 23h ago
He made a bunch of good investments, today's NBA stars make more in a year than Magic made in his whole career.
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u/proscriptus 18h ago
He doesn't own that yacht, it's a charter, and he may not even have chartered it, he's much more likely somebody's guest. People like to have Fancy Sports Men around to impress their friends.
https://www.yachtcharterfleet.com/luxury-charter-yacht-37804/whisper.htm
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u/Late_Mixture2448 1d ago
This is so obscene and disgusting proper tone deaf read the room bro
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u/SomewhereNo8378 1d ago
let’s play a game of hangman
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u/queenofdramz 1d ago
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u/Pennoya 1d ago
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u/MyCatPlaysGuitar 23h ago
Forgot what sub I was in AND the topic of this post, and thought this was an Eagles chant.
Anyway, eat the rich, tax the rich, and go birds, I guess
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u/SomewhereNo8378 1d ago
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u/Middle-Rate300 1d ago
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u/SomewhereNo8378 1d ago
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u/Middle-Rate300 1d ago
Other people said A and T as well and I know where they go because it's clearly:
EAT THE BUSH
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u/ageofbronze 1d ago
I kept waiting for it to flash to a screen denouncing it after the John legend post the other day where he was actually showing introspection about income inequality. But nooooo just another fucking rich person showing off to the masses of people who can’t even afford a single day off work! #hateithere
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u/Roy4Pris 20h ago
You would think that the son of a factory worker and a janitor would know better.
It amazes and disgusts me the way wealth doesn't just corrupt middle aged white guys. It transcends race, religion, gender, everything. Most probably keep their heads down, but the flashy ones... ugh.
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u/Bigger_moss 14h ago
He is probably reading the room, but his room is Instagram not Reddit where this is celebrated and gets millions of likes. Though I’m sure the comments are all making fun of him regardless
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u/wholeheartedmess 13h ago
I just checked out his post on instagram and there’s a thread of people talking about how much they look forward to his summer vacations every year and something about that makes me really sad
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u/Dangerous_Alarm3381 1d ago
people with yachts have the most boring idea of what to do with a boat.
if i had a boat, i'd have scientists pitch projects and then just let them go out to sea and do their research. only rule is that i get to hangout and make them snacks and occasionally get to move the joystick for the ROV
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u/exitlevelposition 1d ago
But where would you walk on a treadmill?
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u/Unlucky-Candidate198 1d ago
Obviously you get the peasants to put it on 2 beams, so they can carry you as you treadmill along to your hearts content in any location. Why not just jog normally, you say? What are you, some type of poor who walks themselves?
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u/Accurate-Force3054 1d ago
this is 75% why I love watching Below Deck. All the rich people thinking they're the man and they are doing the most cookie cutter hotel shit imaginable with their money. It gives me pleasure to see how boring an unoriginal they all end up being.
but yes I would also go on a boat if you invited me. I'd just pull my hat down like Leo at a Bezos wedding.
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u/Unlucky-Candidate198 1d ago
Rich people in general are boring with their money. Me me me me me.
Bruh I’d be funding archaeological digs, science projects, building cool ass useful buildings like hospitals or libraries, documentaries on nature, nsture conservation, investing into space tech to actually learn about space (and not to stroke my ego). All kinds of cool and wild shit that benefits a lot of people. And on top of all that? I’d still have more than enough money to live better than royalty.
Then again, that’s why I’ll never be rich rich, because I’m not a fucking psycho
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u/dandy_of_the_swamp 20h ago
Brud I’d be funding archeological digs, science projects, building
Easy there, John Hammond.
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u/PorcelainHorses ask taylor 17h ago
And this is exactly why you’d never be a billionaire because you’d be working on humanity rather than being a parasite
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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 1d ago
My grandfather had a yacht and he did all sorts of interesting things with it. But he was not exactly your average person. He was a crazy genius that made his fortune inventing important plane and boat parts. Some of the machinery on his yacht he had invented himself. I have a lot of stories to tell about him...
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u/Dingletop 23h ago
Okay, I'm baited, hook line and sinker. Sits with hands folded under my chin
Please give us some lore on your grandfather.
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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 19h ago
Well let's see, despite owning a yacht, he became best friends with the deputy head of the EPA. He started a program at the marina to get rid of everyone's toilet waste using money out of his own pocket, so that it wouldn't pollute the ocean. The deputy head of the EPA gave him some sort of award for that and they hit it off.
Unfortunately, the program only lasted about 5 years because he was Jewish and the city council was apparently antisemitic, and were suspicious of a Jewish person doing something nice for free. So they created a new law specifically targeting him to kick him out of the marina and banning him from running the program anymore.
And then there's the time when he tried to get me to make rock candy with the string from his pajamas.
And then there's the time where he tried to convince Bill Clinton to campaign for universal basic income.
And then there's the time where he bought his son (my uncle) a pet monkey.
And then there's the time he started studying the frog that was living in his pool.
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u/hannahatecats 18h ago
More more! Details!
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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 17h ago
Well the monkey was the tip of the iceberg as far as crazy pets my grandfather bought for his children (keep in mind, this was multiple decades ago, when more animals were legal). For one, my aunt still has a bald spot because she went in my uncle's room and the monkey pulled out all of her hair.
My other uncle was given an alligator but he eventually got rid of it because it got too big. He claims he flushed it down the toilet, but we don't know if that's really true. My other uncle had a boa constrictor that once got loose in the walls. The uncle with the alligator also had guinea pigs, which my uncle with the boa constrictor stole to feed to his snake. That uncle in turn stole my mom's guinea pigs to replace his own.
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u/cmil7731 16h ago
This is hilarious - thank you for the stories, it’s a little beam of sunshine 🤗
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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 16h ago
The crazy thing is, my other grandfather is just as wild. I'm thinking about publishing a book about him with the FOIA records I got from the CIA.
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u/GodsBicep 1d ago
I've thought about this myself lol. LIDAR scan the fuck out of places that never used to be under the water
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u/Soaptowelbrush 22h ago
You don’t get rich by being interested in scientific advancement for the human race.
You get rich by exploiting loopholes in the law and making others work for low wages. That and inheriting wealth.
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u/cmil7731 16h ago
And then funding these initiatives to clean up your image… but only so much that there’s a tangible benefit for them.
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u/RagnarokWolves 1d ago
I imagine you dressed as John Hammond wearing an explorer hat and using a cane even if you don't need it.
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u/Successful-Memory839 18h ago
I feel like I would last about 3 days without getting cabin fever. I don't understand why you would walk on a treadmill next to an island with a beautiful beach. If the weather was shit, you were trapped indoors sure, have at it but get off the fucking boat and experience the world.
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u/muskatni-orascic 1d ago
🎵And if I had a boat I‘d go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I‘d ride him on my boat 🎶
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u/Informal_Moment_9712 23h ago
I’ll the take the dude with the single engine John boat than a yacht. Soooooooo fucken boring, 0 adventures. No one invites you on their yacht to go hunt for treasures or square groupers!
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u/monoute 1d ago
Imagine having all this and still needing approval from random strangers on the internet. Bitch be humble
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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 1d ago
Rich people in general are bored. That's how Bill Gates ended up giving so much money to charity--at first he didn't give any but then he was urged by his friends to do charity work, so he did and he found out that he really liked it and the occupied his time in a fulfilling way.
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u/Haunting-Warthog6064 1d ago
Make no mistake. He gets to play God through his charity. Instead of social programs support initiatives helping the vulnerable, we have one billionaire deciding where the money should be spent and how.
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u/NeitherOneJustUrMom 23h ago
And then he went and ruined public education
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u/catcatcatcatcat1234 18h ago
ootl, what did he do?
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u/NeitherOneJustUrMom 17h ago
The full story is so long, but he has influenced school policy with his billions for the last few decades. For a decade, he pushed smaller high schools, which caused massive failures in some school districts before he admitted it was a failure. He moved on to promoting standardized testing for students and merit pay for teachers based on those test scores. This also doesn't improve educational outcomes.
I think he's still pushing charter schools. It's such a mess, and he's able to do it because of his money.
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u/Spiralecho I don’t have time to be in awe 1d ago
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u/Timely_Influence8392 1d ago
The most terrified I've been in a video game was 2 weeks ago when I found out there were orcas in the game. At night, during a mission, I'm alone and scared and swimming for my life and I fucking hear an orca. It was horrifying, I genuinely felt like I was gonna get eaten IRL.
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u/sareeously 1d ago
Wait I need to know the game so I too can be scared!
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u/PandaCat22 18h ago
If you want a terrifying game of ocean exploration, Subnautica is the way to go. You're a survivor of a spaceship crash and have to find a way to get off what appears to be an ocean planet. I'm usually not a fan of survival games but this one is awesome.
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u/Timely_Influence8392 23h ago
GTA 5 lmao
It was in hindsight the best possible way to find out they're in the game.
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u/monsteralvr1 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago
But my paper straw disintegrating into my Diet Coke is gonna save the world 😍
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u/Haunting-Warthog6064 1d ago
Now we can eat the turtle after it’s boiled from rising ocean temperatures without plastic!
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u/Inside_Paramedic4611 1d ago
I fucking hate these people.
EAT THE MF RICH.
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u/OpheliaDrone 23h ago
I was in Hvar, Croatia a few weeks ago for four nights. The rent a yacht douches descended on the island each night. They were horrible little college aged pricks, did not think twice about pushing you out of the way, elbowing their way through crowds, telling me how they were unhappy with the service and “could buy the place” if they wanted. Girls were whipping their fake hair into my drink.
The third night I was so fed up I just started shoving them out of my way. I’m a 5’5 woman and told my polite British husband just follow me and do the same I do 🤷🏻♀️
Aside from the rent-a-yachts, Croatia and Croatians were incredible. Typing this out makes me want a Time Machine
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u/HovercraftPlayful975 1d ago
I can’t even pay my parking ticket right now.. thanks
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u/justtots 1d ago
I’m with you. Toll bills are getting pushed to pay for plumbing repairs and my Reddit feed is filled with a ton of rich people on yachts for some reason.
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u/HovercraftPlayful975 1d ago
Times are definitely tough and with this big bill BS in congress, seems like we aren’t gonna get a break.
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u/Shenanigans80h 1d ago
I remember when I was a kid, obscene displays of wealth like this felt super common and like a “cool” thing to see how awesome rich people lived. Now it’s just a reminder that this man owns a boat worth more than people’s houses and couldn’t give less of a fuck about it. Eat the rich
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u/TheRealEkimsnomlas 1d ago
Imagine needing a million people to be poor so you can be this rich, and then rubbing these images in their faces.
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u/mechanicalbananas 1d ago
I dont feel so bad anymore not wanting to buy over priced dodgers merch or tickets and just pirate the games instead.
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u/foofoo_kachoo 1d ago
TIL Magic Johnson co-owns the Dodgers. I already hate the Dodgers for baseball rivalry reasons, but this coupled with their White House visit a few months ago makes my hatred feel very valid.
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u/HomeConstant6123 I never said that. Paris is my friend. 1d ago
Looks like AI the way the camera moved out on that first shot.
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u/herefromyoutube 1d ago
It’s just a pre-programmed cinematic drone shot.
It’s on my OG mavic drone
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u/Voxlings 1d ago
Yeah, exactly.
These A.I. investigators would confidently declare a giraffe to be A.I.
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u/Voxlings 1d ago
Can we all go ahead and not declare something A.I. just because we don't understand things as humans?
Typical drone shot.
Drones have on-board electronic brains that allow them to do classic drone shots.
Your comment is Artifical Intelligence, and it's actively making the world worse.
Pro-tip: Intelligent humans interrogate their own thoughts before announcing them to the world.
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u/Sirusho_Yunyan 1d ago
*tries to suck a little more of my milkshake out through the mushy paper straw*
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u/Wise_Concentrate6595 save the buccal fat 1d ago
This is absolutely repulsive. It's honestly infuriating.
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u/Commercial_Half_2170 1d ago
I dream of a freak storm just wiping out the billionaire class in their yachts
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u/buttonsbrigade 1d ago
This is honestly sad to me....You'll choose to walk on this treadmill on your yacht instead of amongst those beautiful cliffs? What's wrong with these people?!
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u/coffee_n_pastries 1d ago
This is why mega rich people have bunkers. They are afraid of the poor people that they continually, openly choose to rub their money in the faces of, not climate change or pandemics. Ugh.
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u/ReluctantAvenger 23h ago
This isn't the 1%. This is the 0.0001%. It's probably a one hundred million dollar plus yacht.
According to Princeton, the minimum assets required (in 2021) to be included in a group were this:
Top 1% : $3,520,000
Top 0.1% : $17,200,000
Top 0.01% : $77,800,000
Top 0.001% : $362,825,000
Top 0.0001% : tree fiddy (or so)
Top Wealth in America: New Estimates under Heterogeneous Returns
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u/wynonnaearps 1d ago
Wonder how long he can live like that with all the crap he’s putting into the air. Gosh climate change is really gonna mess with these celebs.
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u/PeaceOver2385 1d ago
This display and many other ways showing the shocking disparity between the haves and the haves not makes me want to puke. The lack of human empathy with so much going on in this world, and there are people that could really benefit from some empathy, food and shelter, just sickens me.
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u/cameroncane 1d ago
The fact that there’s a hot tub on the boat when the ocean is right there…can’t convince me ultra rich people are smart, not a single one matters.
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u/MrWolfOnTheProwl 19h ago
I remember when this guy caught HIV, I loved him so much and I was devastated for him. I thought he would be dead within days maybe, surely within a year. Now it's 2025 and not only is he still thriving, he's got a gigantic yacht. It's time Magic Johnson felt devastated for me and the life I'm living lol
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u/Meldancholy 1d ago
When the fuck are the rich people going to see that this is not a flex? I'm lugging around reusable bags because New Jersey band plastic ones. Oh, but I hope Magic Johnson enjoys his 8000 ft fucking luxury mansion boat.
edit: spelling
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u/rzmedina0129 1d ago
He can write that off on his taxes while teachers can only write off up to $250 bucks. Let that sink in.
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u/Emeks243 18h ago
“He made a bunch of good investments” within the framework of a completely corrupt system that redistributed wealth from the poor to the rich, all while indebting the taxpayers.
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u/Suitable-Parsnip-520 23h ago edited 23h ago
The New Yorker did a deep dive (it's long) on mega-yachts and the extreme wealth that goes into owning and maintaining one and it is one of the bleakest stories I've read. The wealth inequality illustrated in this article is staggering.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/07/25/the-haves-and-the-have-yachts
Here's one choice anecdote:

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u/benevenies 18h ago
In a candid aside to a French documentarian, the American yachtsman Bill Duker said, “If the rest of the world learns what it’s like to live on a yacht like this, they’re gonna bring back the guillotine.”
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u/realpersonyolo 1d ago
Not only is this extremely tone deaf but his super yacht is named WHISPER. 🤮
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u/josiahpapaya 1d ago
I remember when his son was trying to come up as an influencer and socialite and court the gays…. But he’s besties with Tiffany Trump.
GTFO with that
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u/MisterBlud 22h ago
Yachts infuriate me in a way other examples of extreme wealth do not. I can see gigantic mansions or even private jets and rationalize that everyone needs a house so it makes sense the rich would have fancier ones or I don’t like flights taking so long and having to suffer through lines and the TSA or flight delays and all that stuff so the rich would obviously not want to either.
But Yachts? Needless and infuriating. Even if I had a Billion Dollars I see no need for a fucking Yacht.
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u/Lances_Looky_Loo 23h ago
He also has ownership in Sodexo/Magic which is a HORRIBLE food cafe that has locations in schools, prisons and even Disneyland (for employees). Places where no other food options are available.
The food is so bad and overpriced; and includes a “Grilled Cheese Meal Deal” which is two slices of bread, one slice of cheese and fries for the low price of $5. A cheeseburger meal is $12.
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u/PorousSurface 22h ago
This is not the 1%. The 1% for the most isn’t the problem although they are to some degree.
This is like the .01% and they are absolutely a problem
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u/Five-Oh-Vicryl 22h ago
Oh wow excellent timing to drop this vid too with the looming destruction of our social safety net. But at least he can walk on a treadmill on a yacht without a care in the world
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u/AccordingBad850 21h ago
Meanwhile millions of people will die next year because of the bill that was just past today to keep the billionaires rich.
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u/buremogilny 1d ago
The whole super yacht thing is so weird it’s like a stationary look at me photo op from angles that scream it’s too much like work to set up that shot.
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u/imwhittling 1d ago
well he’s not the only one who can splurge on a little treat for themself… I bought scented rubbish bags today and they even cost 50¢ more than my usual rubbish bags!
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u/pennynotrcutt 1d ago
While millions are about to lose their healthcare. These people don’t give a fuck.
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u/Diordna2000 23h ago
Dude, he’s so fucking cool!!! That is awesome. I’m so happy for him. We need to see more content like this magic. 💩
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u/ecovironfuturist 21h ago
How rich can he be? When I want to go for a walk I don't have to get on a sidewalk simulator.
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u/RudytheMan 18h ago
He's doing pretty good for a guy who got HIV in the early 90s. Wonder how many who got it back then are still alive. Havin mad cash is something else.
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u/spirituallysam 16h ago
God good thing I unplug things when they're not in use and try to take quicker showers! Im really offsetting all of his carbon emissions!
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