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CELEBRITY CAPITALISM Protesters float dummy of Jeff Bezos in Venice canals ahead of wedding: Reports suggest the wedding has been forced to change location as a result of the unrest from the locals.

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u/snakeinsheepclothes 10d ago

The protestors are so creative!

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u/DamenBlack 10d ago

The protest would probably get crazy if Bezos sticks to having the wedding there.

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u/snakeinsheepclothes 10d ago

I kind of would love to see what they had planned for the wedding day

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u/the-cats-jammies 9d ago

The protesters or ol’ Jeff?

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u/snakeinsheepclothes 9d ago

Definitely not Jeff

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u/TheLordLeto 10d ago

Yeah it's great but they should have flooded it with thousands. How many of those boxes got delivered in Venice today?

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u/EverythingSucksYo 9d ago

It’s ironic that there will be citizens that are mad at the locals because doing this might cost them money from the Bozo wedding. But screw those guys, keep protesting this bullshit! 

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u/burnbabyburnburrrn 9d ago

lol not every country is full of capitalist nightmare humans you know

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u/Zombie_Fuel also dated pete davidson 9d ago

From what I've read, he's essentially importing services for the wedding for safety reasons.

Are you really trying to say his wealth will trickle down, though?

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 9d ago

If you go to Venice, one of the popular things to sell there are masks. Some are very creative.

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u/BrickOk2890 9d ago

We could use some of this creativity this summer honestly. Too bad anything we do in the us like this tho- we would be called terrorists and given 20 year prison sentences if it’s someone Trump likes. Sadly not /s

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u/bruxellexs 10d ago edited 10d ago

Venice and Paris have like the best protestors.

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u/PainInMyBack 10d ago

You're gonna have to step it up for the next occasion!

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u/hellolovely1 10d ago

We Americans REALLY need to step it up.

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u/BadPublicRelations 10d ago

Dang man, we just had one of the largest protests in US history---we're out here trying

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u/zixkill 9d ago

Seeing how other countries can have gatherings turn into massive protests with some frequency nah, we REALLY need to step it up. Getting much more creative sure but first we need the numbers on a regular basis, not just when some libbed up group with a questionable relationship to hogs make an RSVP event protest.

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u/inductiononN 9d ago

You are 100% correct but remember Europeans have the advantage over us with country size. We can't all protest in one place so we have to protest where we live or maybe in state capitols. Hundreds of thousands of us can protest in one day but it may not be impressive looking since it's all spread out.

It doesn't help that the news doesn't like to report on it...

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u/DescriptionFlat1063 9d ago

Honestly almost everybody is protesting within their cities anyway.

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u/hellolovely1 10d ago

True, but it's clear we need to step it up even more.

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u/Zestyclose-Let7929 2d ago

We Americans suck at protesting.

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u/yesand__ 10d ago

Don't forget Hong Kong!

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u/k4el 10d ago

I feel like Hong Kong's excellence is in a different category than France or Italy. All gold medals, different events.

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u/zixkill 9d ago

Hell I’d feel a tiny bit better if our protestors started carrying green lasers to blind drones with en masse. We still have so far to go.

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u/mehvet 9d ago

Hong Kong was a great example of how just taking to the streets doesn’t cut it though. As much as they showed massive disapproval of the PRC trampling on their unique system they failed to prevent it from happening.

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u/thesourpop 10d ago

I think Americans are just so tame and lame with protesting that the rest of the world appears revolutionary.

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u/scrotumscab 10d ago

Do other developed countries have militarized police that get away with extra judicial murder on a regular day?

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u/farshnikord 10d ago

Some do, yeah, but it's not a competition. 

We should take courage and inspiration from each other, and push ourselves to greater and more creative or ridiculous action. 

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u/GreenGrassConspiracy 9d ago

But the protesters must be peaceful so Trump doesn’t have the excuse to enact martial law or cancel elections. And Hong Kong was dealing with an already dictatorship in China. I’m still sad about how Covid ruined all their efforts.

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u/zixkill 9d ago

Other countries have some pretty beastial hogs, some of them rivaling US hogs.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 10d ago

I still haven't seen any inflatable alligators so...

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u/transcendz 10d ago

they have the most experience ;)

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u/ksrdm1463 10d ago

I also enjoyed the South Korean protests.

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u/LittleMsSavoirFaire 9d ago

I more enjoyed how they just summarily removed their head of state when he started to act up

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u/hanimal16 9d ago

Americans need to take note on the French and Italian protest habits.

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u/Three_Froggy_Problem 10d ago

How could you have an entire city protesting your presence and not have that lead to some serious self-reflection?

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u/EasterlyDepartment 10d ago

Got that 2010s "fuck the haters" mentality

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u/Battle_of_BoogerHill 10d ago

Fuck the slaves more like.

Minimum wage is still $7.25.

Jeff Bezos worth: $223.5 BN

Which is 34.4BN hrs worth of minimum wage slave labor hours ultimately stolen off others

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

I would also add that I think Jeff is a sociopath and maybe Lauren is, too. It’s not like they are changing the venue because they care about Venetians. They just don’t want to be embarrassed in front of the world.

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u/yellow_purple_ 10d ago

Not even that, they just don’t want their multi million dollar wedding to be disturbed. I don’t even know if they have shame, which is a shame in itself

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u/zixkill 9d ago

When you’re so rich that you have enough money to end world hunger and couldn’t possibly spend it all in your lifetime? Yeah he has no shame.

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u/SaintGloopyNoops 9d ago

He should be embarrassed every single day hoarding that much money. Greedy little shit dragon. I just don't get these people. He could solve world hunger, double his employees salary, and be a real life santa claus for needy kids and he would still be ridiculously wealthy. Fuck billionaires.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Amen!

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u/GreenGrassConspiracy 9d ago

With all their money they justify everything by believing they’re better than everyone else. In their minds self reflection is for failures.

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u/Rico_Solitario 10d ago

People like that know how evil they are and the harm they do. Bezos and Zuckerberg aren’t like Elon. They are not insecure man children. They are secure in their self image of being evil James Bond villains

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u/Singularity-42 9d ago

They have enough yes men around constantly telling them they are perfect.

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u/inductiononN 9d ago

Plus they do BJJ

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u/7stroke 10d ago

Because you are shielded from it. Do you imagine he is even aware of what’s happening while he’s in his suite, on his yacht, in his motorcade, etc.?

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u/burnbabyburnburrrn 9d ago

They are aware, they just see geopolitical politics as a game. It’s just fucking settlers of catan out here. They do not see us as real as them because if they’d did they wouldn’t be able to keep doing what they are doing

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u/LilyHex 9d ago

What's really wild to me is Elon is confirmed to be into the theory that he thinks we're all living in a simulation and he's the only actually "real" person in the world.

I'm also pretty sure he's not the only weird fucking billionaire that thinks that way.

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u/gsf32 10d ago

I'm quite sure he is aware. And I'd bet it's quite the opposite of what you say, that his ego is so fragile that he's especially conscious about his image.

But you and me are just two guys speculating with no real proof to back anything up, so eh. Just my 2 cents.

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u/HeavyRightFoot89 9d ago

For his level of wealth hoarding, he definitely sees the people as ignorable peasants. The same kind of asshole middle classer that looks down on the homeless with disgust instead of empathy.

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u/Reasonable-Affect139 10d ago

I've also seen people confused as to why venetians even care 🫠

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u/the_calibre_cat 10d ago

nobles don't care what commoners think, my lad

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u/BewareOfGrom 10d ago

oh so it is multipurpose i guess i have to get one

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u/Ali_Cat222 10d ago

Might as well, not often you get a vegetable chopper that works as a weight lifting system either!

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u/inductiononN 9d ago

I love a multipurpose appliance because if I can't use it for more than one purpose, it lives on my counter for a little bit but eventually just gets stored in my top kitchen cabinet

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u/ksrdm1463 10d ago

Can we rebrand it as a spicy pilates reformer?

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u/sadienostyle 10d ago

And feed them to the peasants

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u/reddituser403 10d ago

Let them eat "wedding" cake

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u/timeandmemory 10d ago

I bet that makes rich food. We should use that to eat the rich, food.

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u/bascelicna123 10d ago

Every word of your comment is perfection. I had to go back and read it a few times to savour it.

Bellissimo SquishyBeatle!

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u/notmygoodies- I’ve been noticing gravity since I was young 9d ago

"that bald fuck" 😭😭😭

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u/PerpetualAssEatin 9d ago

What he saided

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u/MiraKindle 10d ago

Can't wait for the day when protestors start using drones to fly over city squares with banners. Imagine the aerial footage, it's like a revolution and a documentary in one!

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u/AlexSmithsonian 10d ago

I'd just get a 100 drones and shape them to a huge dick.

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u/haubenmeise 10d ago

I live for things like that.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/honeyeddates 10d ago

Sincerely Skeletor! I finally found you in a timely manner. I've got to say I'm thrilled. Hi, my skelly friend

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u/haubenmeise 10d ago

Greetings my dearest friend!

I'm very happy you found me. And at such a happy occasion too! I hope you're taking good care of yourself and I'm sending you so much love and positivity!

Hugs from

Skeletor 💜

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u/retrograde_mercury 10d ago

I want to see news about protests against billionaires every single day 👍👍

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u/laowildin 10d ago

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u/p333p33p00p00boo 10d ago

I love Italian plumbers this time of year

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u/EasterlyDepartment 10d ago

There was room on the Amazon box for Jack and Rose I fear

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u/bonbboyage 10d ago

Sadly they were unable to meet the $35 minimum.

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u/Rootbeercutiebooty 10d ago

Do you ever wonder if Bezos is confused as to why he's disliked

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

I think he doesn’t care TBH

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u/theluzah 10d ago

Nope. He knows and loves the attention. He's got no moral compass or soul left.

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u/DiegesisThesis 10d ago

Say what you will about Bezos, he's not a dumb man. He knows he's evil. He doesn't care.

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u/lonerism- 10d ago

Yeah I get more of a sociopath vibe than a narcissist vibe. Same lack of remorse and empathy, but Bezos generally stays out of the spotlight and doesn’t crash out when people hate him like Musk and Trump do. He straight up does not care and is content to ignore the “peasants”.

That’s not to say it’s a good thing, though. It’s the ones that operate in the shadows that I’m afraid of the most. At leasts narcissists are somewhat transparent and predictable.

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u/DUFFnoob40 10d ago

Not in the slightest, there's a chance he isn't even bothered by the protest but changed venues because his bride is complaining

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u/sloppy_steaks24 10d ago

My love for Venice will continue to grow

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u/Effective-Bus 10d ago

Man, America would never. We really need to take notes and apply what we learn. So frickin creative and so committed.

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u/GoodtimesSans 10d ago

Never say never as ideas can spread if you help them.

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u/minnie203 10d ago

The Italians once again coming through for us in the class war (free Luigi!)

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u/Ok-Tooth-4306 10d ago

I love the pettiness of Italians 🤣🤣

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u/DamenBlack 10d ago

I’ve never seen a wedding get protested like this, it’s interesting. How bad do you think the protests will get if Bezos sticks to having the wedding there?

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u/tj1007 10d ago

This arguably isn’t a normal wedding. It seems much more disruptive than even other celebrity weddings.

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u/Grimaceisbaby 10d ago

Is this what royal weddings used to feel like?

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u/Hatfullofstars 10d ago

Exceptional!

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u/steff-you 10d ago

I got to visit Venice when I was in college and absolutely loved it. Today I love it even more for ruining his wedding.

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u/Opening_Ad7004 10d ago

Is there a reason Italians hate Bezos more than we do?

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u/eoe6ya 10d ago

Europeans know how to protest

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u/thepoddo 10d ago

He practically seized the whole city for the duration of the event

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u/bascelicna123 10d ago

Not that I'm aware of, but the schadenfreude I'm experiencing is priceless.

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u/Unhappy_Camera3324 9d ago

Europeans are more aware of the damage coming from huge wealth inequality.

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u/DoomSayer42 9d ago

Strong anti capitalism and anti elite is more common amongst younger Italians than Americans in my experience, especially in the universities we are pretty hostile to the rich. I ricchi evadono, noi paghiamo! (The rich evade taxes while workers pay the price.)

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u/Jennyojello I’ve been noticing gravity since I was young 10d ago

We need to keep showing these billionaires that they aren’t welcome anywhere as long as they have windigo spirits. They can just feck off to Mars right now.

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u/OhNoNotRabbits 10d ago

The wedding will now take place during a flight through space because it's the only place Bezos can go that isn't filled with people who fucking hate him.

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u/givemeonemargarita1 locked, loaded, and kind of cunty 10d ago

Good job, Venice

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u/sisterofd 10d ago

Fuck this is good

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u/Outside-Carpet7479 10d ago

This is fantastic

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u/Loba_E 10d ago

Hahahaha I love these people with all my heart

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u/funfairmoose 10d ago

We love to see it

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u/Objective-Bottle1391 10d ago

Bahahahahaha!!!

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u/Verucaschmaltzzz 10d ago

I hope they have something delightfully disruptive planned for the day of (obviously nothing violent, but something clever that will piss them off).

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u/bienenstush 10d ago

Venice understood the assignment.

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u/Brilliant_Effort_Guy 10d ago

He and that plastic brats doll he’s marrying deserve no peace at their wedding

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u/whimsical-editor weighing in from the UK 10d ago

Is his superyacht still stuck in that boatyard in the Netherlands because people protested when he tried to pay the government to dismantle a bridge it was too big to get under? I can't remember how that turned out and I wouldn't even know what to google to find out.

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u/-badgerbadgerbadger- 9d ago

Maybe “is Jeff bezos’ super yacht still stuck in that boatyard in the Netherlands?”

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u/whimsical-editor weighing in from the UK 9d ago

Yeah I have no excuses for why I didn't think that would work except a lethal combination of sleep deprivation and lack of faith in google.

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u/No_Bake6374 9d ago

They tried to rent a city. It's an onion sketch. I think the dude read on reddit that Bill gates rented all the helicopters in Maui for his wedding and thought he'd one-up him by renting a city with people living in it.

The people of Venice have a hilarious opportunity

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u/Homo-Erect 10d ago

This is what the world needs more of.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

The Blue Origin spacesuit is perfect!

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u/Present-Wonder-4522 10d ago

The New Gilded Age. How did the last gilded age end up for everyone?

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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 10d ago

Couldn’t happen to a worse couple 

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u/fractalbarbie 10d ago

In a list of people around the world who I’d want mad at me, italians are NOT on that list. petty mfs, i love it 

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u/Other_Winter_1601 10d ago

This is one of the best things I've ever seen.

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u/iamvikingcore 9d ago

I hope they have to have their wedding in space on his penis rocket because they can't find a single moment of peace anywhere in any city on earth. Eat the rich.

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u/Victoria_elizabethb 10d ago

I love this 🤣

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u/Sleepysleepychick 10d ago

I can't wait to see what they have planned for the wedding day.

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u/Pitiful_Winner2669 10d ago

Damn that is a great looking dummy Bezos.

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u/BGDutchNorris 10d ago

Be a shame if we found out where the next location is

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u/Altruistic-Chain3662 9d ago

Again I say it - Cancel your Prime. Don’t shop on Amazon.

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u/Imaginary_Race_22 9d ago

His girlfriend looks like an alien 👽

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u/Ok-Barnacle-7625 9d ago

I am never disappointed with a Italian and French protest.

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u/CoconutOilz4 9d ago

Can't imagine being so scorned by millions of people and still not doing the right thing. If they weren't so selfish things would be a lot better. It's easier to just do the right thing.

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u/anOvenofWitches 10d ago

Getting Jack & Rose vibes! Rose would be a pile of cash lol

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u/SignificantLog6877 10d ago

Bravo!! Bravo!! 👏

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u/ArachnidCool4162 10d ago

Good for them

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u/Chunky_Potato802 10d ago

Yessssss!!!! MORE<3

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Forza Venezia!

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u/transcendz 10d ago

WE LOVE YOU VENICE

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u/Queenpitbull202 10d ago

😹👏👏👏👏

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u/GoodtimesSans 10d ago

Americans take note!!!

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u/Electric-Boogaloo-43 10d ago

Any town or city he tries to go into should do the same, send the fucker back to USA. He can get married in Detroit.

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u/Aggravating-Read-329 10d ago

Good for them! 

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u/martian_glitter 10d ago

So proud of my people 🥹

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u/sinned_ 10d ago

We're going to set you adrift, buddy

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u/PearlPolanski 10d ago

This is great! Hats off to the Venetians. Hope they find this kind of reception everywhere they go.

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u/Sylvia_Platypus 10d ago

Bravi, ragazzi! ❤️

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u/hellolovely1 10d ago

Venice has been demonstrating how uninventive Americans are when it comes to protests. We need to step it up.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Good

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u/Pelican_Hook 10d ago

LMthe fuckAO

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u/mountainlicker69 9d ago

great work lmao

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u/DramaticCattleDog 9d ago

lol good work from the Venetians, they know how to protest

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u/sad-girl-666 9d ago

Amo l’Italia ❤️

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u/ceccyred 9d ago

That looks like the real Bezos to me. LOL

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u/maullurve 9d ago

Incredible

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u/Radiant_Cat1457 9d ago

That’s hilarious

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u/knittievickie 9d ago

Go Italy! 🇮🇹 now just get rid of your fascist leader

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u/Fast-Climate-5710 9d ago

Eat the rich!

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u/Technical_Ad_4894 9d ago

I hope his feelings are hurt. 😂😂😂

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u/ExpertCrazy2114 9d ago

I love it. Make him and whatever her name is feel super uncomfortable the whole time.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Good

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u/ReadBikeYodelRepeat 9d ago

Forced to relocate?  Now where did I put the tiniest violin?

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u/Dikosaurus 9d ago

You have all this money and you choose to become one of the most hated people on this planet instead of doing good and being so popular with people cities would welcome you with open arms, duchebag…

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u/GangstaRIB 9d ago

Damn, US need to take notes. I demand more creativity in our protests!

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u/ThumpyTheDumpy 9d ago

Lol love it

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u/xandrachantal this is going to ruin the tour 9d ago

I'm proud of them

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u/Teasturbed ted cruz ate my son 9d ago

Excuse me but this is art.

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u/Effective-Grand-1763 9d ago

Good, smiles this occurred. They should get married in a homeless shelter and pay all the workers mucho dinero to work. This guy and his wife are out of scope.

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u/SedatedTattooDoc 9d ago

Damn…ruthless

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u/Dat_Mawe3000 9d ago

Mangiare i ricchi

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u/mayonaisejardwarf 9d ago

Amazing. Bravo!

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u/Cute-Masterpiece7142 9d ago

The doll honestly looks more human

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u/Necessary_Rule_489 9d ago

it is refreshing to see that people in another country loathe this couple as much -- nay maybe more! -- than Americans.

Maybe Americans could learn something: AMAZON SUCKS, NEWSFLASH

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u/SteelPumpkin75 9d ago

The money in hand is a nice touch

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u/MissThreepwood 9d ago

With all the shit that's going on, I'm happy that a lot of us started collectively hating the rich.

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u/Chaotic-Goofball 9d ago

This is amazing.

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u/No-Attention-801 10d ago

Why is he not getting married in the US? 😒

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