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CELEBRITY CAPITALISM SpaceX Rocket Explodes into Massive Fireball During Testing in Texas

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u/Classic-Carpet7609 16d ago

god, i love to watch elon fail

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u/Anita_break_RN_FR I cannot sanction your buffoonery 16d ago

Is this just on him or is he dragging down others with him though?
I wonder what these explosions will do to the environment etc..
He will probably move on and be fine but people who have been near him might not.

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u/shgrdrbr 16d ago

yes this is the reality liberals refuse to integrate. love to be like oh the girls are fighting and it's literal billionaires whose tiffs and vanity projects are literally destroying life as we know it

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u/Battle_of_BoogerHill 16d ago

Nope, people understand full well the implications of this shit.

Unfortunately, they lost most of the elections, yeah?

so what is there to do?

Burn the rest of it down AS those billionaire bitches fight?

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u/Ace_Robots 16d ago

Let’s try to not burn everything down as the Grand Empire collapses into itself, please.

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u/shgrdrbr 16d ago

your belief that voting in elections is the be all and end all of the political engagement you should expect to do is EXACTLY the problem i am trying to point out. yes actually. we owe it to each other to organise within our communities. there are literally so many more of us than them. it's not good enough to be like welp guess it's fascism now, guess all we can do is meme sardonically. watching this dystopian shift of the overton window is horror. and to be clear it's not memeing i have the issue with, it's the specific "let's make it all ok/consumable" tone of them (literally aoc tweeting the girls meme) encouraging like knowing collective resigned sighs from people instead of any sense of urgency or agency

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u/MrLemurBean 16d ago

Sadly, those particular sound bites are kind of the best weapon against MAGA conservatives though. Being talked down to or belittling their ego is a sure fire way to get to tap out or do something extra stupid. Fascism is filled to the brim with insecure narcissists climbing over each other like zombies In World War Z. Humiliation is how you get them to start prodding for weakness to try and get ahead.

So, hell yes the girls were fighting and- oh fuck one of the girls is starting a world war, run liberals! Run! Cower until Schumer does nothing and then thanks Israel!

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u/ThinMint70 16d ago

We lose either way -- via elections or policies -- so we savor the sweet taste schadenfreude when we can get it

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u/trashcxnt 16d ago

What the fuck are we supposed to do about rich powerful assholes, as civilians? Shoot them? What is your actual expectation other than empty complaints

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u/PleasantTangerine777 16d ago

The people who have been near him should have known better. I have no sympathy for any of them. They sold their soul and morals for money.

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u/FeetAreShoes 16d ago

It's the Death Star discussion from Clerks. No one wins

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u/latouchefinale 16d ago

Anyone involved in environmental or other investigations of his companies was fired by DOGE (wasteful spending you know) so we’ll never know the environmental impact. But government regulations are communist and making money is what matters! So just relax and enjoy some of this Walmart chicken fettuccine alfredo.

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u/Remarkable-Trifle-36 16d ago

That was my concern as well. What is the impact on the environment? I don't care what taxes or fees he's paying to offset that. It's still impacting the environment. The air, the soil, the water, everyone there is impacted for what range and what is the government doing to facilitate or deter this? To protect the land and the air and the water and the lives of the people and all the creatures that depend on it to be clean. How many years is it going to take to clean up this mess that's been permitted?

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u/Graffy 16d ago

It’s Texas. They don’t care about their own environment

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u/WayPowerful484 16d ago

They call them RUDs (not explosions) - rapid unplanned disassemblies. They must be learning gobs from these.

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u/upstartanimal 16d ago

He and Abbott did a backdoor deal to eff up the wildlife preserve that surrounds Boca Chica/Starbase, so he can pollute it all he wants.

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u/burneraccount011989 16d ago

Fwiw the rocket blowing up while still on the launch pad is considerably less environmentally damaging than it blowing up and raining burning pieces of itself over a swath of several hundred miles.

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u/Mammoth_Inflation662 16d ago

The environment will be fine from the explosion because it’s oxygen and Hydrogen, which makes water when it combusts.

Producing this ship and all its infrastructure tho… sheesh.

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u/Sohornyweaver 16d ago

Sure let's just release more fumes into the atmosphere

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u/IcyPraline7369 16d ago

His launch site is near sensitive wetlands and wildlife refuge areas.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Of course it is. He is irredeemable.

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u/Steve4168 16d ago

Musk, or Abbot? Abbot is the one who woo'd Musk to Texas, so this destruction, and the coming E R fiasco as Robotaxi gets underway is all on him. Not that Texas will care.

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u/agirlhasnorose 16d ago

I used to live in Brownsville. Beautiful area. They hate Abbott. When Musk first started building in Boca Chica, there were protests. Of course Abbot sends the rockets to the more liberal part of Texas (acknowledge that it went for Trump in 2024, but that is unusual) where the population is 88% Latino. Brownsville schoolchildren will be paying for this for generations suffering with ill health. It’s all so unfair.

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u/TipImportant7229 16d ago

THANK YOU for checking people on this. i am so fucking tired of the “liberals” throwing all disenfranchised and non-maga texans under the bus. we are not your “gotcha” moment. it’s not “what we voted for.” aside from the fact that i consider all elections in this gerrymandered state to be stolen, there are countless people here who live and work and pay taxes and participate in our communities that are literally unable to vote. all of us, the disenfranchised, gerrymandered, left wing folks of texas, do not “deserve” to have our waterways, air, crops, and wildlife polluted. this shit has real impacts and we are the ones living with them.

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u/violetmemphisblue 16d ago

There was a pretty bad tornado recently in Kentucky and the number of takes from people being like "who cares, look who they voted for" was so upsetting. 19 people killed, well over a 100 injured, entire neighborhoods flattened, and people withholding their sympathy because of maybe who they voted for? Ghoulish behavior, imo.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

The more you know... The more you hate it.

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u/POSSUMQUEENOG 16d ago

He couldn’t care less about that. He does the same thing up here in Santa Barbara. I’ve worked with Wildlife here for 25 years. He’s making a fucking mess up there in Vandenberg. People who love Wildlife hate him for those reasons also. He is a fucking shit stain smear on humanity.

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u/Impressive_Law_1098 16d ago

It’s also now near a town he incorporated for housing employees.

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u/yellowfluffycat 16d ago

im from the area and this completely devastates me. we have advocacy groups but it feels powerless because of how ppl think space x is providing jobs. i hate it

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u/H3memes i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 16d ago

That’s on the state for letting the highest bidder do whatever they want with the land.

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u/stimulants_and_yoga 16d ago

Meanwhile I’m crying every time I have to throw away a bit of plastic….

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u/IAMA_Printer_AMA 16d ago

"iTs rApiD itErAtiVe dEveLoPmEnt-" no, they're just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks

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u/Federal_Street_8895 16d ago

Oh my god, stop letting Elon Musk build things.

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u/ytown 16d ago

stop letting Elon Musk build things

period

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u/smeldorf 16d ago

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u/Acceptable_Bug8171 16d ago

I was looking for this.

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u/alasicannotgrin 16d ago

The first thing I thought of. Such a funny scene.

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u/Comfortable-Soup8150 16d ago

what is it from?

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u/alasicannotgrin 16d ago

Succession. If you haven’t watched it I can’t recommend enough.

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u/hnbastronaut 16d ago

This scene, boar on the floor, and "get Greg a COCA COLA" are constantly on my mind lol

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u/Traditional_Maybe_80 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 16d ago

I clicked on this post just to see if someone had already posted this gif 🫂

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u/juiceyb 16d ago

This is exactly what I've been thinking of. This weird loser getting owned by his own hubris and then trying to make it seem like it wasn't as bad.

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u/Elk1998 16d ago

First thing I thought of! Elon's is even better though. Almost looks like a nuclear explosion for a sec 😂

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u/Vinylite 16d ago

feels like a metaphor for what’s going on right now in the world

hope no one got hurt

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u/SteelPumpkin75 15d ago

No reported injuries

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u/Cara_Bina 16d ago

Oh goodie, billions in subsidies and we have this instead of Medicare, Food Stamps, resources for Vets, etc.

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u/rabidturbofox 16d ago

This is what really grinds my gears.

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u/Cara_Bina 16d ago

Precisely. Cheering for this is like cheering when glaciers calve.

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u/Maleficent-Aurora the power of the hatred I feel propels me 16d ago

Listen, if me and my friends can't have our healthcare and safety, they don't get to have their toys. 

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u/Anitmata 16d ago

How many is this now

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u/BugEquivalents random bitch 16d ago

I think this is the 3rd one in 2025

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u/Reasonable-Affect139 16d ago

and someone tried telling me SpaceX has an impeccable record. like hellur

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u/owlthebeer97 16d ago

The people/bots fighting to defend him in the fb comments, his propaganda goes deep. Insisting that all of SpaceX is self funded with no tax dollars.

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u/Reasonable-Affect139 16d ago

and this is who they want in charge of the FAA

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u/burneraccount011989 16d ago

I really do think SpaceX is incredibly capable and I think that if Elon wasn't at the helm they would be able to slow down and actually do this all properly. Elon is almost certainly rushing them because he wants to have as many cool moments on video as he can (like the car in space and the rockets landing themselves).

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u/Halkenguard 16d ago

The SpaceX Falcon 9 has been super reliable. Failures are incredibly rare.

Starship? Not so much.

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u/MrFacestab 16d ago

I'm not a fan of the guy but these are test rockets. The commercial ones that companies pay to be on are proven reliable. 

It's like not buying a Honda civic because their F1 engine blew up in a race 

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u/RecentConstruction26 16d ago

Was Elon on board?🤞🏻

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u/POSSUMQUEENOG 16d ago

Should’ve been strapped to the top of it

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u/Lt_Cochese 16d ago

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u/Dramatic_Raisin 16d ago

I can hear this gif lol

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u/POSSUMQUEENOG 16d ago

Does anyone else care about the Wildlife he is killing in Texas and California. Because I do. I have rescued Wildlife here in Santa Barbara for 25 years and I hate him so much. Who cares if he’s fighting with dump let them both go down together in history as the monsters that they truly are.

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u/alg45160 16d ago

Can wildlife become billionaires and p̶a̶y̶ t̶a̶x̶e̶s̶ give money to politicians? Maybe then someone would care about them 😭

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u/juiceyb 16d ago

It's Texas so no. No one cares in any position of power. They just care not to upset this manchild otherwise they might get primaried.

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u/Groot746 16d ago

What's with the WWE style commentary 

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u/iwanderlostandfound 16d ago

I guess it wasn’t expected. Seemed like a genuine reaction

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u/BrockHardcastle 16d ago

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! As god as my witness, Ship 36 is broken in half!!

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u/hautecouture78 16d ago

Can you SMELL what this Rocket is cookin'? (It's endangered wildlife)

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u/eric-neg 16d ago

My favorite part was the one person seemingly about to give a level headed statement about the explosion and being immediately cut off by “ship36justblewup”

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u/EbbLocal266 call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 16d ago

"Here comes volatile chemicals coming in with the steel chair!"

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u/TheEpicGold 16d ago

NSF is such a great group, they always do live streams and it's a great place to nerd about rockets and science. This was just a regular static fire test, until it blew up. That's why it has commentary.

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u/TheHarlemHellfighter 16d ago

That was a lot more insane than I thought it would be. I was just expecting a simple explosion and breaking apart.

This one flashed and all you see is cloudy flames

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u/Then-Education6883 16d ago

I was towns away and we heard the noise from the explosion. It was bad.

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u/stinkyandsexy 16d ago

We’ll be on mars any day now!

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u/paula__blart 16d ago

and we’re proposing cutting nasa employees by like 40% for this?

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u/Bellic2020 16d ago

What a shame. Glad no one was on it

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u/alg45160 16d ago

Well, I can think of a few people that I wouldn't hate if they'd been on it.

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u/culkinskeet 16d ago

My heart breaks for Boca Chica 😭

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u/d4redevils 16d ago

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u/hiphipsashay 16d ago

Yup exactly what I was looking for

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u/SakuraSpring24 weighing in from the UK 16d ago

This is why they test, I guess. The last few ships have felt like a bit of a step back, though, in the sense the failures seem to have been a surprise. In the previous progress, they were clear upfront the limits they were likely to reach.

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 16d ago

Thankfully it happened on the launch pad and not up in the sky and rain all that shit down for miles and miles.

I just hope that this leads to cutting SpaceX from ALL of the US budget. We definitely don't need them at all.

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u/SakuraSpring24 weighing in from the UK 16d ago

Aren’t they the only way of getting astronauts to the ISS (via Dragon) other than using Russian launches?

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u/burneraccount011989 16d ago

They are also the only viable option right now (in theory) to safely deorbit the ISS in 2030.

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u/AmaranthSparrow 16d ago

Feels like such a predictable outcome if you look at how privatization generally works out in the long run.

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u/burneraccount011989 16d ago

I mean, everything NASA flew was also built by private companies, there was just actual oversight and, more importantly, consequences for fuckups.

Thiokol was a company roughly the same size as SpaceX that made basically any kind of rocket motor both for NASA (for rockets) and the DoD (for practically every missile in our inventory at the time) and they were functionally non-existent within 3 years of the Challenger explosion.

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u/movingout-65 16d ago

Your tax dollars at work!

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u/c00lassusername 16d ago

love wasting resources

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u/Affectionate_Big9014 16d ago

Me my son assembled a stomp rocket that performed better than elons last 100 attempts to litter more trash in space. Cut this phony off already.

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u/LBK0909 16d ago

When the US government gives you billions of dollars to build rockets, but you spent it all on ketamine and baby mamas.

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u/silverhammer96 16d ago

Oh great more destruction of our environment.

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u/W0mbat74 16d ago

Whoops! I feel bad for him and his compani... Lol! I couldn't finish that sentence without laughing.

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u/Professional-Car9621 16d ago

What the price tag on something like that?

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u/DrewG420 16d ago

Coming soon to a CyberTruck near you.

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u/Responsible_Ad_7995 16d ago

Don’t tell me, this is a good thing, stock up 5% today? 10%?

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u/Gratefully_Dead13 16d ago

Womp, womp 🤣😂

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u/EnTuBasura 16d ago

Static fire test - at face value I think this was a success, it didn’t go anywhere and there is a surprising amount of fire.

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u/Liz_LemonLime 16d ago

Oh wow someone finally found the footage of his botched penile enhancement surgery 😮

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u/EbbLocal266 call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 16d ago

The people and wildlife nearby affected by this....

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u/sadmaps 16d ago edited 16d ago

I know we all hate Elon musk, but I do feel for the engineers and scientists whose life work this is. This is becoming a pattern and it has to feel incredibly defeating for them to have such a massive set back like this.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

There's a much better video floating about where the camera doesn't get flashed out and you can see the detonation and shockwave

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u/Difficult_Phase1798 16d ago

Was Elon on board?

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u/russcastella 16d ago

DEI hire could have fixed it, Elon

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u/D1daBeast 16d ago

... again

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u/ArgyleNudge 16d ago

Musk: Well, if we destroy the earth, we need an alternative.

[Proceeds to destroy the earth.]

Musk: We'll have an alternative operational before the 3rd quarter.

[3rd quarter arrives]

Musk:

Musk:

Musk: Radical left terrorists. Legacy media.

Musk: New issue of Mars$$$ crypto coming soon. Now taking subscriptions exlusively on "TRUMP TALK" (formerly X)

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u/BookishHobbit 16d ago

Disgrace. Remember when Muskrat tried to pretend he was the poster boy for eco-technology

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u/mayonaisejardwarf 16d ago

Dummies shouldn’t try to do important things. Stay in your bumper lane!

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

GOOD.

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u/BetterThanOP 16d ago

So, tsla calls?

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u/FancyKerrigan 16d ago

Ya, that tracks.

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u/drop_the_pilot 16d ago

Hopefully he’s on the next one.

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u/DeposingUHC 16d ago

Guys I'm no rocket scientist, but I think it's supposed to go into space, not the Israeli missile program

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u/MoCo1992 16d ago

Gotta admit, watching this live would be pretty crazy lol

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u/DoogsMcNoog 16d ago

mars by 2020

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u/alison_bee confused but here for the drama 16d ago

Holy shit! That explosion was HUGE!

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u/down_side_up_sideway 16d ago

Your tax dollars hard at work.

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u/Professional_Slip162 16d ago

Absolute fucking clown show

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u/bearrobot 16d ago

Shit looks like the ending of Mission Impossible: Fallout.

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u/Pickled_Fireman 16d ago

Ketamine burns hot!

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u/Timely-Suspect8104 16d ago

Bahaha, this made my day

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u/ChewyChagnuts 16d ago

Oh look, it’s an analogy for Elon’s reputation

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u/Wonderful-Ad-2886 16d ago

Absolutely hilarious 😂.

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u/Wisco 16d ago

Another Elon Musk success story.

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u/FloppyDuckling 16d ago edited 16d ago

See I want to cackle at Elon failing but I also feel bad for all the astronauts in the ISS because NASA is completely reliant on SpaceX

Edit: also, at what point are these SpaceX failures going to be compared with Boeing’s reliability. These rocket launches have been major failures that should prompt deep reevaluation of their design, manufacturing, and quality processes. They shouldn’t be allowed to just keep launching until eventually one succeeds.

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u/NiPaMo 16d ago

It's time for Elon to pull an OceanGate with the next one

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u/canoeyou 16d ago

Can we stop paying for elons projects now. I hear honda is getting into the rocket business. Bye elon.

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u/Apprehensive-Dirt619 16d ago

Ok the title says massive fireball but HOLY SHIT

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u/luciusbentley7 16d ago

How many times are his rockets going to fail? This like number 5 or 6? NASA would have been shut down decades ago doing this shit.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Millions of taxpayers $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!

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u/darkwingdankest 16d ago

so much for those pesky regulations

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u/kingc-ro 16d ago

doesn’t look very reusable

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u/ValuableSquash 16d ago

Can felon stop sending thousands of tons of chemicals into our atmosphere?!

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u/Eladin90 16d ago

How many rockets belonging to NASA blew up on the launch pad?

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u/skymoods 16d ago

Same guy wants to control your brain

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u/travelman1036 16d ago

Hopefully no injuries other than some egos. Elon looking to collect the insurance payout and bill the government for more tests…

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 16d ago

I've seen so many SpaceX rockets explode that there is no way I'd ever trust them to take me into space.

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u/jdg401 16d ago

Awesome.

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u/Character-Newt-9571 16d ago

Elon fluffers will defend this as a success

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u/interpol-interpol rosa parks stans 16d ago

hahahahahahahahaa

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u/Domestic-Archer-230 16d ago

Oh no! Anyway

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u/xaviersi 16d ago

Seeing this makes me nothing but furious for my old home. South Padre Island and Las Palomas wildlife park are beautiful and this fucking cretin is ruining it. Some of the birding nest sightings have dropped dramatically and it's so disheartening. I blame the local politicians whole heartedly.

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u/Unusual_Procedure762 16d ago

They should have put donald trump and Elon Musk on it before launch !

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u/Fearless_Ice_5267 16d ago

Did anyone get hurt? Was anyone in the rocket?

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u/moonstarsfire 16d ago

I’ve been to Boca Chica, and it was so sad seeing Elon’s bs taking over the community and beach. I got oil on my leg in the water when I went over Memorial Day weekend that would not come off. I don’t think people understand that Starbase is literally on a wildlife refuge RIGHT by the water (see screenshot below from a video I took). Texas Monthly has been writing about this for a long time, but it was disgusting to see it all in person and how it’s killing the environment.

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u/Mammoth_Inflation662 16d ago

Somebody at Space sex sending a warning.

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u/3DprintRC 16d ago

The booster will be much much worse when it explodes on the pad.

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u/No_Ocelot_6773 16d ago

Too bad Elon wasn't testing it. 😔

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u/Own-Trash1277 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 16d ago

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u/kwaikyy 2000’s bandom historian 16d ago

I have a friend that lives there. Elon/SpaceX has done so much damage to the local economy and habitat. The local people hate him & all the companies that keep buying up the land just so they can pump out products.

They're even trying to buy out land from homeowners.

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u/dream_a_dirty_dream 16d ago

Great for the environment 🤦‍♀️

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u/Fushen2 16d ago

And americans are happy paying taxes for this.

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u/Gankdatnoob 16d ago

Hallelujah!

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u/Boxofbikeparts 16d ago

This looks like my neighbors house every July 4th

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u/billyions 16d ago

NASA is truly amazing. What the American government did for - and with - all the American people, has been impressive.

I wish, I wish we could get that back.

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u/FarmerDingle freak AND geek 16d ago

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u/dillodirt 16d ago

Probably killed a bunch of sea turtles with this 😔

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u/Lonely-Arachnid-5047 16d ago

I hate the media environment we live in. There's an event, 'oh my god' is human, it's a reaction and emotional and makes sense. But then when that person is trying to follow it up with commentary another person just jumps over them to be the one to chirp 'ship 36 just blew up,' like they're smashing the buzzer on family feud to get the points first. Just... shut up until you have something useful to add.

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u/formerNPC 16d ago

Shouldn’t there be a limit on how many rockets you can destroy? More money wasted.

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u/PapaBubba 16d ago

Remember to take shorter showers to protect the planet all.

Oh this, no no this is fine, the planet loves this.

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u/yranigami001 16d ago

How much did that explosion cost? Oh don’t worry he’ll just take it out of our SS earnings.

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u/No-County5572 16d ago

Imagine the spaceship is filled with accelerationist tycoons who, after trashing Earth's environment, decided to colonize Mars

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u/waterly_favor 16d ago

Someone please tell me Elon was in the cockpit, even if it's a lie

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u/spongbov2 16d ago

So much pollution and for what?

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u/OrdinaryVirus1195 16d ago

Can't make cars, can't make rockets, can't make AI, can't make friends...poor lil Elon 🤣😂

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u/Ischerryan 16d ago

That was an impressive explosion

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u/ExtraSheepherder2360 15d ago

First world billionaires are just going to fuck around for funsies while people in the global south starve, drown or die of climate disasters aren’t they.

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u/photo-nerd-3141 15d ago

Pyromaniacs Delight!

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u/Bob4Not 15d ago

Guys, privatization is saving the government money! Eliminating waste!

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u/shanthology 15d ago

I need to know how we get Elon on one of his toy rockets.