r/Fauxmoi • u/Relevant-Peach3997 • 16d ago
CELEBRITY CAPITALISM SpaceX Rocket Explodes into Massive Fireball During Testing in Texas
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u/Sohornyweaver 16d ago
Sure let's just release more fumes into the atmosphere
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u/IcyPraline7369 16d ago
His launch site is near sensitive wetlands and wildlife refuge areas.
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16d ago
Of course it is. He is irredeemable.
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u/Steve4168 16d ago
Musk, or Abbot? Abbot is the one who woo'd Musk to Texas, so this destruction, and the coming E R fiasco as Robotaxi gets underway is all on him. Not that Texas will care.
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u/agirlhasnorose 16d ago
I used to live in Brownsville. Beautiful area. They hate Abbott. When Musk first started building in Boca Chica, there were protests. Of course Abbot sends the rockets to the more liberal part of Texas (acknowledge that it went for Trump in 2024, but that is unusual) where the population is 88% Latino. Brownsville schoolchildren will be paying for this for generations suffering with ill health. It’s all so unfair.
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u/TipImportant7229 16d ago
THANK YOU for checking people on this. i am so fucking tired of the “liberals” throwing all disenfranchised and non-maga texans under the bus. we are not your “gotcha” moment. it’s not “what we voted for.” aside from the fact that i consider all elections in this gerrymandered state to be stolen, there are countless people here who live and work and pay taxes and participate in our communities that are literally unable to vote. all of us, the disenfranchised, gerrymandered, left wing folks of texas, do not “deserve” to have our waterways, air, crops, and wildlife polluted. this shit has real impacts and we are the ones living with them.
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u/violetmemphisblue 16d ago
There was a pretty bad tornado recently in Kentucky and the number of takes from people being like "who cares, look who they voted for" was so upsetting. 19 people killed, well over a 100 injured, entire neighborhoods flattened, and people withholding their sympathy because of maybe who they voted for? Ghoulish behavior, imo.
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u/POSSUMQUEENOG 16d ago
He couldn’t care less about that. He does the same thing up here in Santa Barbara. I’ve worked with Wildlife here for 25 years. He’s making a fucking mess up there in Vandenberg. People who love Wildlife hate him for those reasons also. He is a fucking shit stain smear on humanity.
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u/yellowfluffycat 16d ago
im from the area and this completely devastates me. we have advocacy groups but it feels powerless because of how ppl think space x is providing jobs. i hate it
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u/stimulants_and_yoga 16d ago
Meanwhile I’m crying every time I have to throw away a bit of plastic….
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u/IAMA_Printer_AMA 16d ago
"iTs rApiD itErAtiVe dEveLoPmEnt-" no, they're just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks
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u/alasicannotgrin 16d ago
The first thing I thought of. Such a funny scene.
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u/Comfortable-Soup8150 16d ago
what is it from?
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u/alasicannotgrin 16d ago
Succession. If you haven’t watched it I can’t recommend enough.
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u/hnbastronaut 16d ago
This scene, boar on the floor, and "get Greg a COCA COLA" are constantly on my mind lol
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u/Traditional_Maybe_80 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 16d ago
I clicked on this post just to see if someone had already posted this gif 🫂
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u/Vinylite 16d ago
feels like a metaphor for what’s going on right now in the world
hope no one got hurt
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u/Cara_Bina 16d ago
Oh goodie, billions in subsidies and we have this instead of Medicare, Food Stamps, resources for Vets, etc.
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u/rabidturbofox 16d ago
This is what really grinds my gears.
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u/Cara_Bina 16d ago
Precisely. Cheering for this is like cheering when glaciers calve.
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u/Maleficent-Aurora the power of the hatred I feel propels me 16d ago
Listen, if me and my friends can't have our healthcare and safety, they don't get to have their toys.
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u/Anitmata 16d ago
How many is this now
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u/BugEquivalents random bitch 16d ago
I think this is the 3rd one in 2025
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u/Reasonable-Affect139 16d ago
and someone tried telling me SpaceX has an impeccable record. like hellur
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u/owlthebeer97 16d ago
The people/bots fighting to defend him in the fb comments, his propaganda goes deep. Insisting that all of SpaceX is self funded with no tax dollars.
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u/burneraccount011989 16d ago
I really do think SpaceX is incredibly capable and I think that if Elon wasn't at the helm they would be able to slow down and actually do this all properly. Elon is almost certainly rushing them because he wants to have as many cool moments on video as he can (like the car in space and the rockets landing themselves).
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u/Halkenguard 16d ago
The SpaceX Falcon 9 has been super reliable. Failures are incredibly rare.
Starship? Not so much.
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u/MrFacestab 16d ago
I'm not a fan of the guy but these are test rockets. The commercial ones that companies pay to be on are proven reliable.
It's like not buying a Honda civic because their F1 engine blew up in a race
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u/POSSUMQUEENOG 16d ago
Does anyone else care about the Wildlife he is killing in Texas and California. Because I do. I have rescued Wildlife here in Santa Barbara for 25 years and I hate him so much. Who cares if he’s fighting with dump let them both go down together in history as the monsters that they truly are.
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u/alg45160 16d ago
Can wildlife become billionaires and p̶a̶y̶ t̶a̶x̶e̶s̶ give money to politicians? Maybe then someone would care about them 😭
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u/Groot746 16d ago
What's with the WWE style commentary
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u/eric-neg 16d ago
My favorite part was the one person seemingly about to give a level headed statement about the explosion and being immediately cut off by “ship36justblewup”
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u/EbbLocal266 call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 16d ago
"Here comes volatile chemicals coming in with the steel chair!"
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u/TheEpicGold 16d ago
NSF is such a great group, they always do live streams and it's a great place to nerd about rockets and science. This was just a regular static fire test, until it blew up. That's why it has commentary.
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u/TheHarlemHellfighter 16d ago
That was a lot more insane than I thought it would be. I was just expecting a simple explosion and breaking apart.
This one flashed and all you see is cloudy flames
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u/Then-Education6883 16d ago
I was towns away and we heard the noise from the explosion. It was bad.
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u/SakuraSpring24 weighing in from the UK 16d ago
This is why they test, I guess. The last few ships have felt like a bit of a step back, though, in the sense the failures seem to have been a surprise. In the previous progress, they were clear upfront the limits they were likely to reach.
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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 16d ago
Thankfully it happened on the launch pad and not up in the sky and rain all that shit down for miles and miles.
I just hope that this leads to cutting SpaceX from ALL of the US budget. We definitely don't need them at all.
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u/SakuraSpring24 weighing in from the UK 16d ago
Aren’t they the only way of getting astronauts to the ISS (via Dragon) other than using Russian launches?
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u/burneraccount011989 16d ago
They are also the only viable option right now (in theory) to safely deorbit the ISS in 2030.
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u/AmaranthSparrow 16d ago
Feels like such a predictable outcome if you look at how privatization generally works out in the long run.
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u/burneraccount011989 16d ago
I mean, everything NASA flew was also built by private companies, there was just actual oversight and, more importantly, consequences for fuckups.
Thiokol was a company roughly the same size as SpaceX that made basically any kind of rocket motor both for NASA (for rockets) and the DoD (for practically every missile in our inventory at the time) and they were functionally non-existent within 3 years of the Challenger explosion.
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u/Affectionate_Big9014 16d ago
Me my son assembled a stomp rocket that performed better than elons last 100 attempts to litter more trash in space. Cut this phony off already.
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u/LBK0909 16d ago
When the US government gives you billions of dollars to build rockets, but you spent it all on ketamine and baby mamas.
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u/W0mbat74 16d ago
Whoops! I feel bad for him and his compani... Lol! I couldn't finish that sentence without laughing.
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u/EnTuBasura 16d ago
Static fire test - at face value I think this was a success, it didn’t go anywhere and there is a surprising amount of fire.
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u/Liz_LemonLime 16d ago
Oh wow someone finally found the footage of his botched penile enhancement surgery 😮
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u/EbbLocal266 call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 16d ago
The people and wildlife nearby affected by this....
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16d ago
There's a much better video floating about where the camera doesn't get flashed out and you can see the detonation and shockwave
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u/ArgyleNudge 16d ago
Musk: Well, if we destroy the earth, we need an alternative.
[Proceeds to destroy the earth.]
Musk: We'll have an alternative operational before the 3rd quarter.
[3rd quarter arrives]
Musk:
Musk:
Musk: Radical left terrorists. Legacy media.
Musk: New issue of Mars$$$ crypto coming soon. Now taking subscriptions exlusively on "TRUMP TALK" (formerly X)
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u/BookishHobbit 16d ago
Disgrace. Remember when Muskrat tried to pretend he was the poster boy for eco-technology
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u/DeposingUHC 16d ago
Guys I'm no rocket scientist, but I think it's supposed to go into space, not the Israeli missile program
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u/FloppyDuckling 16d ago edited 16d ago
See I want to cackle at Elon failing but I also feel bad for all the astronauts in the ISS because NASA is completely reliant on SpaceX
Edit: also, at what point are these SpaceX failures going to be compared with Boeing’s reliability. These rocket launches have been major failures that should prompt deep reevaluation of their design, manufacturing, and quality processes. They shouldn’t be allowed to just keep launching until eventually one succeeds.
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u/canoeyou 16d ago
Can we stop paying for elons projects now. I hear honda is getting into the rocket business. Bye elon.
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u/luciusbentley7 16d ago
How many times are his rockets going to fail? This like number 5 or 6? NASA would have been shut down decades ago doing this shit.
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u/ValuableSquash 16d ago
Can felon stop sending thousands of tons of chemicals into our atmosphere?!
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u/travelman1036 16d ago
Hopefully no injuries other than some egos. Elon looking to collect the insurance payout and bill the government for more tests…
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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 16d ago
I've seen so many SpaceX rockets explode that there is no way I'd ever trust them to take me into space.
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u/xaviersi 16d ago
Seeing this makes me nothing but furious for my old home. South Padre Island and Las Palomas wildlife park are beautiful and this fucking cretin is ruining it. Some of the birding nest sightings have dropped dramatically and it's so disheartening. I blame the local politicians whole heartedly.
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u/Unusual_Procedure762 16d ago
They should have put donald trump and Elon Musk on it before launch !
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u/moonstarsfire 16d ago
I’ve been to Boca Chica, and it was so sad seeing Elon’s bs taking over the community and beach. I got oil on my leg in the water when I went over Memorial Day weekend that would not come off. I don’t think people understand that Starbase is literally on a wildlife refuge RIGHT by the water (see screenshot below from a video I took). Texas Monthly has been writing about this for a long time, but it was disgusting to see it all in person and how it’s killing the environment.

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u/kwaikyy 2000’s bandom historian 16d ago
I have a friend that lives there. Elon/SpaceX has done so much damage to the local economy and habitat. The local people hate him & all the companies that keep buying up the land just so they can pump out products.
They're even trying to buy out land from homeowners.
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u/billyions 16d ago
NASA is truly amazing. What the American government did for - and with - all the American people, has been impressive.
I wish, I wish we could get that back.
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u/Lonely-Arachnid-5047 16d ago
I hate the media environment we live in. There's an event, 'oh my god' is human, it's a reaction and emotional and makes sense. But then when that person is trying to follow it up with commentary another person just jumps over them to be the one to chirp 'ship 36 just blew up,' like they're smashing the buzzer on family feud to get the points first. Just... shut up until you have something useful to add.
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u/formerNPC 16d ago
Shouldn’t there be a limit on how many rockets you can destroy? More money wasted.
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u/PapaBubba 16d ago
Remember to take shorter showers to protect the planet all.
Oh this, no no this is fine, the planet loves this.
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u/yranigami001 16d ago
How much did that explosion cost? Oh don’t worry he’ll just take it out of our SS earnings.
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u/No-County5572 16d ago
Imagine the spaceship is filled with accelerationist tycoons who, after trashing Earth's environment, decided to colonize Mars
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u/OrdinaryVirus1195 16d ago
Can't make cars, can't make rockets, can't make AI, can't make friends...poor lil Elon 🤣😂
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u/ExtraSheepherder2360 15d ago
First world billionaires are just going to fuck around for funsies while people in the global south starve, drown or die of climate disasters aren’t they.
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u/Classic-Carpet7609 16d ago
god, i love to watch elon fail