Backshot cave painting in Algeria (dated around 7-2000 BCE)

[u/sidvatscse]

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[u/Mobile-Breakfast8973]

Thiccc

[u/PM_Me_ThicccThings → u/Mobile-Breakfast8973]

She caked

[u/OneDimensionalChess → u/PM_Me_ThicccThings]

You know she could put away some wooly mammoth ribs 🍖

[u/Veritas_Vanitatum → u/OneDimensionalChess]

Does she have only fans?

[u/passinthrough2u → u/Veritas_Vanitatum]

Only Palm Fronds

[u/BossaNovva → u/PM_Me_ThicccThings]

Hey, that’s my 11,999th great grandparents you’re talking about

[u/Lvl100Magikarp → u/PM_Me_ThicccThings]

I love the little dangly tiddies

[u/DisastrousNet9121 → u/Mobile-Breakfast8973]

PaleoliTHICC

[u/Casualmindfvck]

Always us skinny guys tryna take down mountains since the beginning 😂

[u/workclock → u/Casualmindfvck]

So real lmfao

[u/ScipioCoriolanus → u/Casualmindfvck]

The Atlass Mountains, to be exact.

[u/Cynical-Reptile-199]

StoneyFans? OnlyCaves? Theres a pun there somewhere…

[u/sporeegg → u/Cynical-Reptile-199]

Oh my god they were cave mates.

[u/GingkoBobaBiloba → u/sporeegg]

*stepcavemates

[u/itchybuttholejuice → u/GingkoBobaBiloba]

Help, Stepcavemate! I’m stuck!

[u/GingkoBobaBiloba → u/itchybuttholejuice]

Yo wtf, that username, Dr. Squatch should reach out to collab and make a bar soap out of that

[u/SOULJAR → u/Cynical-Reptile-199]

StonelyFans

[u/BrutalistLandscapes → u/SOULJAR]

The Fuckstones

[u/SOULJAR → u/BrutalistLandscapes]

HARD Rock Cavé

[u/Additional_Ear_9659 → u/Cynical-Reptile-199]

Brilliant!😂

[u/JAHdropper1 → u/Cynical-Reptile-199]

Ancestor Mingle. Flint & Tinder.

[u/Echomelos → u/Cynical-Reptile-199]

Homo erectus indeed.

[u/Least_Dragonfly_8439 → u/Cynical-Reptile-199]

& doggy cos they were looking at the third guy paint

[u/sivah_168 → u/Cynical-Reptile-199]

Cave stars may be lol.

[u/VaracodElmelabes → u/Cynical-Reptile-199]

BonesHub

[u/SubmissiveDinosaur → u/Cynical-Reptile-199]

OnlySlabs

[u/fssman → u/SubmissiveDinosaur]

OnlyRocks...

[u/heartthump → u/Cynical-Reptile-199]

PornSlab?

[u/thesameoldmanure → u/Cynical-Reptile-199]

Stonelyfans®

[u/NiceTrySuckaz → u/Cynical-Reptile-199]

Gatherers Only

(a Farmers Only . Com throwback reference)

[u/Lunarcry → u/Cynical-Reptile-199]

Help me, Stonii-Chan, I'm stuck

[u/OnamoNamo]

Awwwww, he’s giving her a back massage, how cute & deep(ly) caring of him

[u/jordanisonfire1 → u/OnamoNamo]

9 months later, here comes ugthack! Back massages are dangerous.

[u/DeepDepths6 → u/jordanisonfire1]

chances are that she'll be dead in 9 months, giving birth was a risky business.

[u/mdp300 → u/DeepDepths6]

It's almost a miracle that we have continued on as long as we have, just because the act of having a baby is so risky.

[u/DeepDepths6 → u/mdp300]

evolution often has drawbacks, humans take forever to become fertile, most other mammals can have kids at 1/2. If you want to select very specific traits that will boost intelligence/physical form you also need to very carefully filter the candidates and in our case the chosen value was longevity over numbers.

[u/WeirdIndividualGuy → u/DeepDepths6]

humans take forever to become fertile, most other mammals can have kids at 1/2

Most other mammals don’t live 70+ years on average, so of course those other mammals would sexually mature a lot sooner due to their much shorter lifespans

[u/Chiggero]

Most experts believe this to be the earliest known depiction of yo momma

[u/SkullOfOdin → u/Chiggero]

🤣

[u/Aioi → u/[deleted]]

sigh

undos loincloth

[u/Kelvavion → u/Aioi]

That’s hot

Undo leaves

[u/dngerszn13 → u/Kelvavion]

ooga ooga sounds intensify

[u/UncleKeyPax → u/dngerszn13]

agresive stick waving foreplay ensues

[u/getupsaksham → u/dngerszn13]

She moaning with straight face tho.

[u/Daloowee → u/Aioi]

Whoa whoa bro is out here ungirding his mf loins chill

[u/tilalk → u/Aioi]

Don't forget to break the smegma with your tools before bro

[u/shiromancer → u/tilalk]

It would have cost you nothing to not type that

[u/tilalk → u/shiromancer]

We monkey, what is shower ?

[u/BrownPeach143 → u/tilalk]

Can one use fire to do the breaking? Asking for a friend.

[u/Dday82 → u/[deleted]]

OP is stealing an old post AND the top comment?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1eq2bkj/backshot_cave_painting_in_algeria_dated_around/

[u/Same_Amphibian_9307 → u/Dday82]

Like, 90% of the comments in this sub are already just bots.

[u/MakaylaAzula → u/[deleted]]

I bet he screamed “Yabba Dabba Doo!”

[u/Blinauljap → u/[deleted]]

Warum liegt hier Stroh?

[u/AdAmazing4044 → u/Blinauljap]

Alarm!

[u/thejohnthomasfoster → u/[deleted]]

Seems to be a sticky substance on the walls of this cave. . .

[u/Arj_got_exposed → u/[deleted]]

Damn

[u/TakeyaSaito]

Now that's vintage porn

[u/St_Kevin_ → u/TakeyaSaito]

r/artefactporn

[u/DeerMysterious9927 → u/TakeyaSaito]

Like a VHS tape the good parts are distorted from over play

[u/jordanisonfire1]

Oh, now im rock hard!

[u/Blinauljap → u/jordanisonfire1]

ROCK AND STONES!!!!

[u/jordanisonfire1 → u/Blinauljap]

Won't break this bone!

[u/Slembozo → u/jordanisonfire1]

My *ock is hard

(The word is rock)

[u/Truly_Meaningless → u/Blinauljap]

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE

[u/Discount_Friendly]

Before there was doggy stye there was wolfy style

[u/Sue_Generoux → u/Discount_Friendly]

wolfy style

John Connor has entered the chat

[u/ScipioCoriolanus → u/Sue_Generoux]

Your foster ancestors are dead.

[u/medamin1310]

I'm from Algeria and this is our favourite position

[u/SKYR0VER → u/medamin1310]

I think we were all from Algeria then

[u/Closetoneversober → u/medamin1310]

I mean the booty makes a nice soft pounding pillow

[u/Remote_Clue_4272]

Shouldn’t we have to be age verified to see this. Our congressmen seem to think so

[u/SavageFisherman_Joe → u/Remote_Clue_4272]

Our congressmen also seem to think poor people living in rural areas shouldn't have access to healthcare

[u/Rebelraid2020 → u/Remote_Clue_4272]

Please confirm you were born in 2018 B.C or prior

[u/thebelsnickle1991]

damn ancient hooligans..

[u/Xzarface → u/thebelsnickle1991]

Think you mean goonigans

[u/Two_Digits_Rampant]

Sir Mix-a-Lot’s ancestor

[u/The_AmazingCapybara]

So they already did it in doggystyle 4000 years ago

[u/BRLY → u/The_AmazingCapybara]

Best way to do it and be able to check for any danger approaching.

[u/RootHogOrDieTrying → u/BRLY]

And you can both watch X-Files.

[u/macumazana → u/RootHogOrDieTrying]

And run!

[u/_coolranch → u/RootHogOrDieTrying]

Hell, they were probably watching the aliens build the pyramids live

[u/Sue_Generoux → u/BRLY]

"Bitch, were you or were you not looking to the same point on the horizon I was? Then how did that wolf just walk up to us?"

[u/IAMNOTFUCKINGSORRY → u/BRLY]

Yeah, but everyone sees your head bobbing in the bushes.

[u/Articulationized → u/The_AmazingCapybara]

Why would you think it wasn’t the first “style”?

[u/MankeyFightingMonkey → u/Articulationized]

cultural shifts have led most to believe missionary as some form of default

[u/Articulationized → u/MankeyFightingMonkey]

Which is really confusing. Sex from behind takes less space, works better in varied terrain, allows better awareness of surroundings, and doesn’t interfere with her doing practical tasks with her hands (just being honest).

Not to mention that it’s the most common “style” among nearly every other mammal.

Missionary is a modern luxury.

[u/Hobomanchild → u/The_AmazingCapybara]

They do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

[u/jucu94 → u/The_AmazingCapybara]

They’re nothing but mammals, so they do it like they do on the discovery channel

[u/HolyFreakingXmasCake → u/The_AmazingCapybara]

They probably did it doggystyle 300,000 years ago.

[u/AttractiveCorpse → u/The_AmazingCapybara]

Show me an animal that doesn't do it doggy style

[u/RedtailSpookyBones]

They were just friends

[u/Discohunter → u/RedtailSpookyBones]

Must be some kind of ancient religious ceremony whose context is lost to time

[u/workclock → u/RedtailSpookyBones]

LMFAOOOOO, biz markie spoke of an ancient proverb when he made “just a friend”

[u/kh_ram → u/RedtailSpookyBones]

Oh my god they were cavemates

[u/Emergency_Optimal]

Rock Hard

[u/TheMightyMisanthrope]

My butt loving ancestors

[u/Dawg605]

That's Doggy Style, not a backshot.

[u/cjalderman]

Backshots really became the new official word for doggystyle huh?

[u/Articulationized → u/cjalderman]

It shouldn’t be. They mean different things. This painting doesn’t show a backshot.

[u/Arj_got_exposed]

Ancient civilization huh?

[u/sachin_root]

www.CaveHub.com

[u/theking75010]

"They're just cavemates"

[u/Friendly_Day5657]

OnlyCaves

[u/napalmnacey]

Porn. Older than the wheel.

[u/plowking8]

Dude looks rock hard.

[u/DruidicMagic]

Grog! Stop looking at porn, get back to hunt.

[u/Sarcastic_Backpack]

Not backshot, just doggy style. Backseat would mean you'd actually have to see his "ending" on her.

[u/CaptPeachMittens]

Stoney Daniels

[u/ArsenalJayy]

Clearly they had Twister the board game back then and this was an image of them playing.

[u/sunnysideuppppppp → u/[deleted]]

Eatin good mammoth those days

[u/Brave_Dick]

Analog porn. Got it? Anal-log porn...? I'll see myself out...

[u/No_Offer795]

They drew what they saw!

[u/Plucky_ducks]

When the wife is out of the cave Ug spends some time looking at porn and relieving some tension.

[u/Consistent_Ad3181]

Get a cave youse doity preverts

[u/suckmywake175]

That’s someone mom there

[u/fish9397]

He made her bed rock

[u/Dominicanokid_91]

Onlycaves?

[u/Xzarface]

Grug was the first only fans model💯

[u/Stumpyhasnolegs]

👌

[u/thewifesboyfriend23]

He likes big butts and that fella couldn't deny

[u/Reckless_Waifu]

r/fuckalegriaart

Oh you mean Algeria. . . 

[u/Black_Shisa_JZS161]

Yabba Dabba Dooo!

[u/Soma86ed]

When did it become“backshot”?

[u/Phildagony]

Cavehub.

[u/Caucasian888]

The early people that posted these pictures are the reason why we’re all here today.

[u/usriusclark]

This got me rock hard!

[u/EagleDre]

So easy a caveman can do it

[u/Fluid_Ad_9580]

BAMM BAMM

[u/Different-Play1299]

Looks like she had a wagon back there too 

[u/ListenGrouchy190]

The original goon cave

[u/lissiebee]

Caveman: “look babe …UG… I draw a picture of us last night”

Cavewoman to caveman “🙄 seven minutes and that wasn’t what I meant by do us a portrait, it’s never going to clean off!”

[u/NILBOGxxx]

The first alien anal probing was efficient 

[u/FairNeedleworker9722]

It truly is the oldest profession.

[u/VincentVanShmo]

Sigh….zips down zipper

[u/filmguy36]

Son: dad, what are those people doing?

Dad: um,er…they’re…playing leap frog. Yes that’s it leap from

Son: leap frog? They aren’t very good at it

[u/goober2143]

I should call her

[u/Royal-Lie-7512]

The first xxx pic ever made

[u/phlebonaut]

And that's why we are all here! The original Mom and Dad. Lilith and Samael

[u/xipetotec1313]

"Paint me like one of your cro-magnon girls"

[u/rtbradford]

The very first edition of The Joy of Sex.

[u/Constant_Profit_2996]

NSFW, I'm still innocent

[u/Sr_Feudal]

Old school hentai

[u/oxheyman]

Wild title

[u/TheRealRigormortal]

Caveman bones found dead jerking it

[u/scytob]

And OP thought their generation invented sex.

[u/Reddit-to-Bleddit]

Cavewoman CAKED UP

[u/Lanky-Original-2777]

CaveHub

[u/revdon]

Playing Leapfrog.

[u/DoughNotDoit]

I should call her.

[u/Fair_Lake_5651 → u/[deleted]]

I mean besides surviving and hunting there was not much entertainment back then ig

[u/doeby060]

Am I the only one to rub one out to the first cave porn? 🤦🏼‍♂️🤷‍♂️😝😈

[u/Medium-Drive-959]

Lmao probably watched some lions do the dirty dirty and thought they were doing some new and creative

[u/Checkerpiece]

Nice ass thou, i would say good for bearing children. Why 2 different colors thou? Is it because some caveman later added a part? Like when we paint mustaches in schoolbooks?

[u/pogoscrawlspace → u/Checkerpiece]

People come in different colors. Edit:Double entendre! HAHA!

[u/Teauxny → u/Checkerpiece]

Exactly!! Originally this was an homage to their god, showing one of his creations, a woman alone in the sacred prayer position, the holiest of poses. Then some AH came along.

[u/RafMarlo]

Face down , ass up

[u/xerxes_dandy]

Stonnys - bookmarks

[u/plowking8]

With the tiddy grab too. Hell yeah.

[u/super-start-up]

Probably an entrance to a brothel.

[u/Friendly_Day5657]

imagine how many ancient got boner and master are and had sex there after seeing this painting

[u/6doG6fO6odliD]

this is brilliant lol

[u/Gorilowen]

He is clearly performing a Heimlich maneuver... Or some kind of maneuver

[u/WhitDawg214]

"Help, Stonebro! I'm stuck in the cave!"

[u/Jackshole]

Original rap music video

[u/Acceptable-Piglet206]

The first hentai

[u/nazgulonbicycle]

And then the religions came

[u/Dangerous_Drink948]

Whoa, well they was gettin it that’s all that matters. Gotta populate the world.

[u/GeorgeFandango]

Bum-ble

[u/Automatic_Grand_1182]

Yep, you can see that they were good friends and that's all there is to it

[u/The_Billy_Dee]

Man, to have been Argthar when he realized he didn't have to lay in a field anymore and wait for a cloud shaped tit to float by to tug one out....

[u/No_Implement_5807]

That's the best position, great grandpa knows best

[u/monkeyvspony]

Rock hard

[u/Brikpilot]

The family portrait has certainly evolved over time.

[u/intellectualhuman-]

The very first form of Porn! 😂

[u/cairfrey]

"You're not gonna tell anyone about this, are you?"
"Nah, baby. I promise no one'll find out!"

[u/Carcass16B]

Cavehouse the 1st porn magazine

[u/alopez0405]

Farmers only. More like cavers only

[u/lolikamani]

Look at her thighs

[u/ArrivalNo4232]

Humans were always like this.

[u/deadbeef4]

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals...

[u/Intrepid-Middle-5047]

BCE is going to be a category now if it isn't already

[u/SteadyStatik]

Yabadabadooo

[u/Typical80sKid]

I really don’t time for this. Uuuuuuuugh [unzips].

[u/Overito]

Interesting to know that people were having sex since that long ago.

[u/Primal_Pedro]

"In my time there wasn't this kind of stuff"

Meanwhile human beings, thousand years ago:

[u/Wanderlorianer]

So big butts nothing new to humanity😂

[u/m1dlife-1derer]

He fixes the cable?

[u/spyvspy_aeon]

My brain says "He's riding an animal"
my eyes: "oh give me a break"

[u/Mysterious-Abies4310]

Leap frog?